Dude, W H E R E Is My Sk8 Crack Fic Where Cherry Turns Carla Into A Gun And Just Goes Fully Automatic

Dude, W H E R E is my sk8 crack fic where Cherry turns Carla into a gun and just goes fully automatic on Adam? Just riddles him with bullets as he crawls down the slope to hell?

Like, I think it’s a reasonable request

On a scale from ‘Bone Apple Teeth’ (they’re just funky little giuys) to ‘The Blanket Never Did Anything’ (sobbing crying curled in the doggamn corner)

How would you rate the latest episode of TMagP?

Shit wait almost forgot the most important part

Can Trevor Herbert still guess ages

Our weird uncle is a minister now?

Good for him!

You know how penguins propose by gifting the roundest, smoothest pebble they can find?

Alright, t h e o r e t i c a l l y, if I gave my gf a pearl, which is both perfectly round and quite smooth, and she accepts it, are we married by penguin standards?

When you haven’t been drinking enough water so your body decides to give you some heart palpitations~