This Oddly Fits My OC

This oddly fits my OC

she’s a 10 but the sleepiest woman to have ever lived

How fucking weird must it be to be dating the farmer. Like not living with them, but just getting an occasional peek into the insanity of their life.

“Why do you have an all black chicken with glowing red eyes”

“Krobus likes void mayonnaise, and it sells for a lot”

Void mayonnaise? Krobus? ?????????

The idea of dating the local cryptid farmer who’s very sweet and gives you nice gifts but just being confused and out of your depth whenever they speak. And like. Terrified.

“I killed so many slimes today. I don’t know if I hate those or the bats more.”

“So many what?”

“Yeah slimes, they’re one of the monster species that lives in the mines.”

“So you’re saying Marlon gets those skeletons from the MINES every year-“

Dating the farmer is how the characters actually learn that their valley is full of more magic and crazy shit than just the wizard. They also just. Know. Everyone’s business.

“Oh yeah did you know Marnie and Lewis are having an affair?”

“WHAT-“

Carden: Missing shoes, do not touch

Rhys: Zombie Rooster

Which OC would give their wifi a funny name? What would they call it?

Rhys: Veaxim fell asleep on the couch again. You know what that means.

Carden: *Uncaps red sharpie*

Rhys: How the fuck did you get that- Wait, wait, WAIT- DON'T DRAW ON THEIR FACE-

OC Dialogue prompt

Person A: Person C fell asleep on the couch again. You know what that means.

Person B: *uncaps Sharpie*

Person A: no!!! it means you have to carry them to bed!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

First Honey Wave, now Light Academia.

aesthetic generator time!! reblog and put what you got in the tags or whatever

I got mosspunk :}}}