Do You Think The Aliens Stay Away Because They Aren't Into Our Fetishizing Ways?

Do you think the aliens stay away because they aren't into our fetishizing ways?

what

better question, are there aliens with a "humanplay" kink where they play out a scene in which they have regular boring cishet sex?

more old art

whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief online you get hundreds of people going like "im not a prude i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection

I NEED yall to know that I enjoyed the rap THOROUGHLY.

And I also need you guys to know I got even more images of Blueman

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

unironically i love when opposite unity reach the point of having crzy sex enough that blueman accidentally ends up acting tender in ways he’s never experienced and how he actually starts catching feelings and realizing every instance he has wanted a women has been miserable compensating. bonus points if he actually tries to disconnect from ancom/tries to have sex with a women after and it’s not the same and he hates himself and ancom for it (bonus points if he starts taking it out on others l)

BONUS POUNTS IF. Ancom genuinely gets so lost in the queerphobic foreplay that qui genuinely thinking that blue man likes quem. Of course instant A+ when nazi does but he’s too fucked up to admit it so he just hurts quem in some manor. Nazi who always has his foot out the door convinced that he doesn’t care when he’s wrong as all hell.

But they wake up an hour after falling asleep naked in bed and they’re touching in a way they would never in any other context and it’s bliss.