Yes

Yes

What do you say, boys. You reckon we pump out a Schlatt fic today?

I’ve already got something halfway done and working on it, I think, would boost the motivation, yeah? And if I do finish it tonight, maybeeeee I’ll keep actually trying to upload here.

How’s that sound?

If my depression was a person

<Shopping for love~>

Jshlatt x grocery Store cashier reader

Request: my bestie:)

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It was another boring day working local grocery Store you started working there not to long ago

Didn’t take you long to start hate it there all the old people yelling at you to Double bag their groceries and all the creepy Chad men the flirted with you

But it all was worth it in the end cuz got to see him every once in a while this guy would come in and get odd food items 

One time he bought the entire stock of cereal of the place you thought it was hilarious you shared this story to your YouTube 

Audience and they ate it up some even told you who this insane mutton chops man is 

A twitch streamer by the name of jshlatt 

You checked him out for yourself and confirmed this was your corporate 

You were sitting at your checkout section when he walked in you heart leapt at the site of him 

There was something about him that made you melt on the inside and out by god he most definitely knows it to

He was so nice to you so Pleasant he was like a totally different person when he’s was off camera he knows what he was doing 

Flirting with you when you were meant to be checking him out all it took was that money making smile of his to make you Puddy in his hands

You always got a heartache when he would leave you were like a sad lost puppy without a owner

But this time was different this time he left something behind (is that…..HIS NuMbEr!) you screamed mentally has you grabbed it 

And flipped it over “ maybe You’ll focus more if you have me on your Strings” your heart beated out of you chest for real this time even is going as far as skipping if you beat

Let’s guess say you had plans tonight

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:)

Roy: wow how’s this bade your with jay

Jason: that’s my sister y/n stay awa-

Roy: hey~ there y / n~

(Little assistant~)

Jshlatt x !engorged! Reader

UA: become human

Summary: you were sent to Agent jshlatt by a friend of his for his birthday

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He was in his office looking through camera footage from a crime scene when he got a knock at his offices door 

“ What do ya need, ted ?” He said eyes shifting to ted “ just thought I’d dropped something off for you”

 shlatt and raises an eyebrow as ted opened the door farther so you could step in “ Charlie sent her as a birthday gift”

“ He sent me a living beginning?” Shlatt questioned “ I share you mr. Shlatt that I’m your engorged assistant y/n'' 

Shlatts eyes snapped from ted to you “ so your a damn robot?” Shit could have fooled him 

Ted left the room shortly after he asked that question “ see denied but I am programmed to learn human emotions”  

“Whatever” shlatt grumbled turning back to the monitor screen and leaning back to get a better look at what was on the screen

“Gouging by your flushed face I would assume your tipsy” you stated stepping closer to his desk

“ you sure do like talking don’t you” he said, turning to you but he focused on your L.A.D on the left side of your head

It glow a purple “ your head is glowing purple” he said turning back to his monitor “ apologizes I am feel a certain emotion give me a moment” 

You close your eyes and the light glows a light blue “ I believe the feeling is worry?” You said 

“ what the hell are you worried about” he asked “ I believe you mr shlatt you see my programing is made to learn basic human emoti-“

 ” yeah yeah yeah I know how your programming works” he seemed annoyed by your presents 

You made your way behind him” I could give you a message if you like” you said look down at him 

He pursued “ whatever floats your boat” he said looking back at the Monitor 

You slow begin to massage his shoulder they where teases and Brad surprise when you got a groen out of him 

I’m this is what happens when you Sit in a chair all day

“ go up a bit” he mumbled leaning more in your Touch he let out a slightly loud Groen

“Ya that’s the stuff~”

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🔆 jshlatt my lovable himbo🔆

!God!y/n in the after life visiting mamza : hummm this place hasn’t changed a bit

glatt at the front gate: MY GOD YOUR MASIVE! AND SEXY

!God!y/n:

glatt: