I Just Lost Three Hours Of Work, I Stayed Up Till 3 For Nothing

I just lost three hours of work, I stayed up till 3 for nothing

Trying to eat popcorn with lipstick on, my hands are covered in lipstick marks

There's a cat that keeps meowing in my backyard at night and I swear it just said "hello?".

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I showed my uncle this, and he pointed out it was spelt wrong...

I DIDN'T REALIZE!

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE IAM

As someone who reflects sunlight due to how pasty white I am, I can safely say that this list is very much accurate.