My Parents Are Forcing Me To Help Them Cook But They're Just Talking Like The Swedish Chef

My parents are forcing me to help them cook but they're just talking like the swedish chef

The neurodivergent urge to do this

I think I might like Jester's a bit too much.

I'm pissed, I want to lay in bed, but if I do I'll fall asleep, I don't want to fall asleep, so I have to be up, but that means I'm out of bed, and I want to be in bed, but if I get in bed I'll fall asleep, so I can't be in fucking bed.

Guys it picked up, it's fucking wimdy now, my ears have never known anything better

Guys it's fucking raining, ah yes, ah shit, love me some wet ass sounding rain