Simplified Guide To Sexualities
Simplified Guide to Sexualities
Homosexual: Attraction to houses, apartments, and other residential buildings
Heterosexual: Attraction to diploid cells with two different alleles
Bisexual: Attraction to things that come in pairs, like shoes or chopsticks
Pansexual: Attaction to the ancient Greek god of the wild
Asexual: Attraction to playing cards
Demisexual: Attraction to exactly one half of someone
Polysexual: Attraction to closed shape made up of straight line segments
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