It's Gonna Be Such A Funny Mess When Donald Trump Dies Of A Stroke On April 1st, 2024.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

We’re all goin here right

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

So our dear Dogday's gotten wrecked quite a few times (how adorable that always is!!!) For as much as he enjoys it, I wonder if being everybody's favorite lee goes to his head a bit.

Like, if Catnap or Player's busy or has their hands full, Dogday will decide to be a gremlin and just start teasing them like, oh, you need that thing? Sure! Lemme just streeeeetch over/around you, totally exposing my very soft very ticklish tummy that's right there and totally vulnerabl- here's your thing bye :) Or flop somewhere in view and pretend to be totally oblivious as he's just constantly showing off how ticklish and cute he is, waiting for them to crack with the smuggest grin

I imagine if he really wants to mess with them/get wrecked, he'll tease the daylights (ha!) out of both of them separately and then wait, sitting back with popcorn as they come storming over only to blink at each other and argue over who gets to tickle him first 💖💖

On one hand, we're spoiling him too much.

On the other hand, Catnap's influence ain't doing him good.

Then again, how could they ever resist when he's got the softest, fluffiest, most ticklish tum tum in the world?