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I redrawn this meme and only then noticed that Illinois literally stands exactly the same translate: “and I'm a fucking bitch today”


Awesome.
The Rise boys with an s/o who shows affection via biting, like they can just be hanging out And Reader just bites their respective turtle
A/n: Eats this request. I love this idea sm, especially considering how I actually bite my friends to show affection. I only did Leo and Donnie though, because I couldn't think of anything for Raph and Mikey, so I hope thats alright.
Pairing: Leo and gn reader, and Donnie and gn reader (separately!)

Leo
Whines the first time you did it, he was complaining about how you bit him to hard
But after a while he becomes kind of desensitized to it
He even turns it into a sort of game
Whoever gets the most bites at the end of the day wins the game
“What are you doin’ Leo?”
“Can’t talk Raph, Oh! That reminds me, have you seen Y/N?”
“Uh no? Why?”
“I need to bite them, let me know if you see them.”
It confuses the hell out of his brothers when Leo is walking around the lair like a hungry animal hunting its next meal
Especially when they witness you creeping around, looking to them with a finger pressed over your mouth as if signaling them not to alert their blue brother
It’s like a really, really weird version of hide and go seek
Usually Leo is the one who ends up having to look for you and when he finds you it ends with you two wrestling on the floor, while Leo tries to bite you #couplegoals <3
Honestly you two have created an entire new love language
You and Leo sat side by side on your plush couch, flailing your arms frantically before you wilted in defeat letting out a tired groan as Leo let out a triumphant yell. Not once had you been able to beat him in Mario Kart, and as fun as having Leo kick your butt was, you wanted to win, even if just once.
“I told you you wouldn’t be able to beat me, I’m reigning champ y/n! It was a cute try though.” Leo hummed as he placed a small peck on your frowning face.
“Ah come on Nardo! Please, let me win, just once?” you pleaded, clasping your hands together in desperation. Leo let out a low hum, tapping his finger against his face in thought. As if thinking hard on the matter.
“Nope.”
You grunted, as Leo patted your head sympathetically before he rose from the couch leaning back as his back gave a satisfying pop.
“I’m going to grab something from the kitchen real quick, I’ll be back!” he called walking away.
You had to think of something, and fast. Nothing you could do in the game even seemed to phase him! He was able to doge your shots, and avoid obstacles in the game, so what could you do?
Then it came to you. No one said it had to be in the game. A smug grin crept across your face. You were going to win, no matter the cost.
That was when the blue turtle entered the room with a bowl of popcorn in his arms as he confidently strutted past you, little did he know that confident streak was about to come to an end.
“What do you say about one more game Leo? I have a good feeling about this one.” you smiled, waving your controller around.
“Sure, if you really want to have your butt kicked that badly again.”
You clicked the star button, the countdown began.
One
You revved up your engine, glancing at Leo
Two
Leos signature grin spread across his oblivious face
Three!
Without warning, you lean over to Leo, biting his shoulder as he lets out a hurt yelp letting go of his controller as he goes to cradle his ‘wounded’ shoulder.
Meanwhile you remind laser focus on your race as you continue to speed past Leo's still car, until your car finally dashed across the finish line.
“Yes!” you cheered, throwing your arms up in victory. You turned to the now glaring turtle.
“Aw Come on Leo, don’t be like that.” you chuckled bringing him in for a hug. Until you felt a sharp sting in your own shoulder.
“Did you just bite me?”
“Fair is fair.”

Donnie
Is extremely weirded out
Doesn’t understand why you feel the need to bite him
Is this some weird human thing?
Genuinely puts in a lot of research to figure out why you bite him, and boy, he’s pretty sure he’s more confused than he was before
You’ll have to explain that it’s an affectionate thing because other wise hes going to truly start to believe that you want to eat him
Thinks it’s some sort or instinctual thing for you, but he never seems to really make peace with it
I mean, at least he always knows it’s you when someone walks up behind him and bites him
At first he tried to counter you whenever you tried to bite him he’d jump out of the way or simply scoot away
But that become harder to do every time he saw you
You sat on one of Donnie's spinny chairs your eyes staring at the blank wall as you lazily fiddled with the tool in your hand as Donnie continued to tinker away, hunched over the clutter of parts that laid on his desk. He rose up for a moment sticking his hand out expectingly.
“Screwdriver.” He commanded without taking his eyes of the mess of parts, without question you handed the item over to him, and once again Donnie became immersed in his work.
You sighed slowly spinning around on the stool, as the sound of scraping metal and rust filled the silent room.
“Donnie, can we please do something else now? I know I promised I’d help, but this isn’t really what I had in mind.” you spoke turning yourself around to face the purple brother, he seemed to pay you no mind as he worked.
“This is exactly what you promised to help with y/n, and if I recall you said you help me with whatever I asked.” you groaned
“Yeah, but being your personal tool shelf isn’t exactly what I thought you needed help with.”
No response.
Your eyebrows furrowed. You looked to the clock hanging on Donnie's wall, it read, 2:34, it had already been two whole hours of this. And saying you were simply bored would be an understatement, you felt as though your brain was slowly melting away, with every minute that ticked by.
You needed to get out of here and quickly. But the whole point of helping Donnie was so that he would hang out with you if you did him a favor.
Ugh, this really shouldn’t be a difficult thing to think about. But no matter how much you rattled your brain you couldn’t think of an easy situation
“Wrench.” you grabbed the Wrench before an idea popped into your head. As you began to hand Donnie the wrench you scooted closer until you were right beside him.
Donnie sighed.
“Y/n, what are you…” he was cut off as you nipped his shoulder.
Silence.
“Did you bite my shoulder?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Can we please go outside now? I’m going to actually eat you if I have to spend one more minute being a tool shelf.”
That definitely motivated him to get moving.

Fluff headcannons for Wally
A/n: I didn't know what to title this but I wanted to write more for the muppet man and I haven't gotten anymore requests for him so I just made some silly hc's let me know if you guys want more, because I'm kinda obsessed this series right now
Pairing: Wally Darling and Gn Reader (Romantic, fluff)

First things first, Wally is absolutely obsessed with you, in every possible way
Even before you had become apart of their happy little community, Wally had his sights set on you, you were just a bright warm person, you’d be a wonderful addition to their colorful neighborhood
But when do you actually become a part of the town? Oh boy, Wally is ecstatic though he doesn’t show it, he still shows his bright friendly demeanor he keeps his unhinged excitement on the inside for the most part
When you arrive don’t expect to get to talk anyone else as much as you talk to Wally he’s pretty much your own personal tour guide
Which you are grateful for, but you couldn't help but feel a little bit isolated with only Wally to talk to, of course if you express this concern Wally would apologize for overstepping any boundaries he might have crossed with you, which made you feel a tad bit guilty, but Wally seemed fine enough so you supposed it was okay
Even with Wally letting you interact with others in the town and explore on your own you still felt yourself talking with Wally the most out of everyone, you felt he also had a soft spot for you, or least that's what it seemed like, but you could just be overthinking
However over time you felt like you and Wally had grown awfully close, even closer than he and Barnabey were and that was saying something
Wally would never be the one to confess to you, I don't know I just see him being too incredibly smug for that, he’d act like he had no idea you felt this way and that he adores you a totally normal amount as well!
Though he’s definitely been hooked on you from day one
No matter how you confess he’ll accept your feelings, I mean obviously
When you're with Wally it seems like he's even more clingy than before, anywhere you want to go? Wally's right there with you!
Loves to show you affection through gifts and touch, especially touch, he’s practically attached at your hip at all times
Loves to kiss you on the nose, but if you do it back? He’s over the moon!
Smothers you in affection, won't stop cooing about how cute you are
When your out on the town Wally will cling to your arm like a scared little kid, he’s perfectly fine he just likes being close to you and was probably like that even when you first got here
Wally loves to bake you things, pastries and sweets are his speciality, he loves to make pies especially
Whenever its cold Wally will snuggle closer to you and hold onto you like a koala
He’ll make you little things like friendship bracelets for you to wear, so now you have a surplus collection of them
Though Wally seems to be his charming, nonchalant, friendly self when he's around you and the others, he’ll never show you the dark thoughts that swarm his mind
He just needs you to see him as the sweet, charismatic puppet everyone does

This ones for the boys with the boomin' systems
Okay I'm curious, I've been wanting to post art on this blog for a while but I didn't know if anyone would be interested in seeing my stuff, and I've been wanting to do some welcome home fanart so I just wanted to know, would any of you guys want to see that?