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I think I’m still in denial

big brother i’m juuust liiike youuu

just had to get this out of my system, this was very rushed aaaaa

reblogs appreciated \(@^0^@)/

lads i don’t know if i can pog through the pain anymore

(reblogs are appreciated, tags are treasured)

Tubbo would totally be a sith he’d still be bffs with Tommy somehow

mcyt star wars au:

techno is a force sensitive bounty hunter who Does Not Believe In The Force. any time he taps into the force he closes his eyes real tight and pretends it isn’t happening.

jschlatt is either a sith or a trade federation sleemo. possibly both.

dream is a jedi master-turned-general of the clone wars. a hero with no fear, if you will.

tommy is a little jackass padawan who probably became a padawan by blackmailing a jedi knight

sapnap is a mandalorian bounty hunter who keeps getting caught in the middle of increasingly insane jedi bullshit. ffs, he’s just trying to get paid.

george is a jedi knight who keeps getting stuck on the same missions as dream. he hates it. dream flies like a lunatic, his poor astromech!

george is also probably the jedi knight that tommy blackmailed tbh

eret is a jedi master who betrayed the order because really, forbidding attachments? that’s stupid. now he’s, like, nominally a sith?? but not really. mostly he just does mildly inconveniencing things to the jedi order.

fundy is a galactic senator who keeps getting attacked for his political views and thus requires jedi escort a lot of the time

wilbur is the senator who keeps sending people to kill fundy

tubbo is absolutely a sith.

Kaede: If you had 5 apples and gave 3 to a friend, how many apples would you have?

Shuichi, tearing up: a-…a friend.

Where did people get the idea that Sam and Warden Sam are two separate characters? I know there was some confusion with Awesamdude vs Sam Nook but like Sam logs out and logs back in when he goes from his normal self to Sam Nook to signify he’s playing a new character, he never does that with the Warden persona. 

Plus, I just think it’s so much better if they’re not, right? Like, right now we have the internal conflict of Sam wanting to protect Tommy from Dream vs wanting to protect the security of the prison under any circumstances… it’s juicy drama, I’m telling you. 

HaHa the Samsung refrigerator 

Seeing how nobody got it, I’m just gonna reveal it.

MY FAVOURITE DSMP CHARACTERS

1. Schlatt - Who doesn’t love a good villain! Great portrayal, perfect blend of comedy and threat; evil through and through. His inaugaration speech is still my all-time favourite Dream SMP moment.

2. Dream - My favourite smelly jumpsuit brought to life by the power of pure hatred and gaslighting

3. Tommy - I mean … what can I say other than he is just so compelling, as an actor, as a character. Seasons 2 and 3 just shot him up so much in my estimation.

4. Jack Manifold - This is entirely off of the back of Season 3, by the way. I don’t just love the character, but also how aware he is of what kind of character he’s playing. Like this is pure cartoon villain, I love it.

5. Karl Jacobs - His acting is … questionable, to put it nicely. But I’m so here for the lore he’s putting down, for the concept, more so than the execution.

Honorable Mentions: Quackity, Tubbo, Philza

The two characters that are TOO POWERFUL to be ranked with the others.

1. Philza’s incredibly canon fridge wife - My favourite character

2. Callahan - uwu

Please reblog, this is so important.

I have a pillow like grey, cream, and pink calico cat plushy. It got me through my teenage years and it’s going to get me through the adult ones too! I hope.

God I really wish carrying stuffed animals around with you was socially acceptable

sam better take care of that security threat quickly

credit to ranboo’s discord for pointing this out—mans is on some next-level lore now

fine literature

Technoblade

Technoblade

Imma tuck this way for the future

did y’all do it? did you bring the happiness and freedom to everyone? DID YA DO IT??

I am proud of myself for reaching my daily reading goal!

“And they were a family!” “Oh my god, they were a family-”

 BACK UP ALL OF MY OTHER AU’S I AM PUTTING ALL MY ENERGY INTO THIS ONE.

(THE FAMILY DYNAMIC AU IS THE BEST AU, FUCKING DONT SAY SHIT AT ME) (i thank @howdyiamgay for giving me this idea for a post, my mind went big fucking brain on this one-)

aight, let’s begin? :D

WARNING: LONG ASS POST BELOW, IT’S LIKE FOURTEEN TO SIXTEEN PAGES WORTH OF CONTENT

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“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.”

Tommy’s latest stream hit us all like a truck--

"Why do people act like c!Tommy is innocent and has done nothing wrong" idk why do yall act like his annoying and petty crimes even remotely justify what he's been through?

Buddy were forgetting Buissness Bay litterly fought an Admin the equivalent to a God in minecraft

Who on the Dream SMP is most likely to fistfight God

Just a reminder to myself that Ranboo is amazing and we love what he’s doing!

CCTommy and Wilbur’s relationship is one of the most precious thing ever, I just can’t---

thinking about how tommy always mentions how great of a musician wilbur is.........about how tommy called wilbur "wilby" once and wilbur liked it so much that he called himself that in every game.........about how when wilbur was in a depressive episode tommy consistently messaged wilbur and the only reason wilbur got out of bed was to talk to him......about how even though he enjoys annoying him wilbur is one of the only people tommy actually listens to......about how wilbur makes sure to tell tommy he's proud of him.......