Back On My Bs Because Im Sorry The Mental Image Of The Crows Encountering The Nichevoya Is So Funny

back on my bs because i’m sorry 😭😭 the mental image of the crows encountering the nichevo’ya is so funny 😭

JUST LOOK AT THEIR FACES they’re like: this isn’t our book. we don’t fuck with this. kaz doesn’t have a plan for this.

look at kaz. kaz says run for the hills. they’re praying to inej’s saints

maybe if there’s a tank lying around they’ll try to ram the giant shadow monsters to death with it. they don’t know. this isn’t a heist. what are they supposed to do with this

my take on the whole “is therapy speak making us selfish” thing is no, it’s not. it’s just giving people who were already selfish some extremely annoying new vocabulary

thinking about how cardan stole jude’s ring by kissing the back of her hand.

how he stole it only to wear it himself, keeping it on him at all times.

how the only reason he gave it back to her, was so that she could wear it as his wife.

i’m a puddle on the floor

[ID: A page of a play. It reads as follows, "Theseus: Stop. Give me your hand. I am your friend. / Herakles: I fear to stain your clothes with blood. / Theseus: Stain them, I don't care." End text.]

Herakles - Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson)

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