I Drew My Interpretation Of Majin Sonic!

I drew my interpretation of Majin Sonic!

poggers, amirite.

ᴸˢᴰ ᴰᴿᴱᴬᴹ ᴱᴹᵁᴸᴬᵀᴼᴿ

are you considering getting into NFTs but are on the fence due to environmental concerns or fear of being labelled a "complete douchebag"?

do you want to enjoy owning a unique piece of artwork while still enjoying the possibility of one day getting a girlfriend?

then boy, do I have the option for you!

did you know that there are THOUSANDS of artists on THIS VERY WEBSITE and many others who will make you your very own piece of artwork for the same price or less than an NFT?

these gorgeous artworks are called "commissions", and are environmentally friendly AND don't look like pure shit!

if that wasn't enough, many lovely artists on the internet will, for a price, PHYSICALLY MAKE AN ARTWORK IN REAL LIFE AND MAIL IT TO YOUR OWN HOME! That's right, a PHYSICAL OBJECT that is completely unique and made just for you!

Benefits of Commissions:

Environmentally Friendly!

Supports Real, Hardworking Artists!

Actual Real Art That Looks Good!

Not A Literal Scam!

I Will Stop Fucking Your Mom!

"OP," I hear you cry, "how do I get my grubby hands on such a deal??"

don't fret, dear reader! simply check the bio or pinned post of any artist on any site for further directions! Many will have a "commissions open" or "commissions closed" sign, and often you will find a post with prices or instructions on how to contact the artist for details!

"What if I can't afford it?" you say? Well, you can also support the artist by REBLOGGING their artwork! (NEVER repost without permission, I'll kill you)

stop buying NFTs and support real artists!

“Grain attached to things, then explode“

More like Stank's Red Snot, amirite-

Ha! HAHA!

But, seriously, Frank's. WHY?! There is no reason to make an NFT. Not only is it horrible for many reasons (environmental destruction, scams, art theft, music theft, etc.), but if you do it, 9 times out of 3, you will be roasted so frequently and with such intensity, UTTER INCINERATION would be an understatement, not to mention the (deserved) massive loss of money.

Ya Numb Skulled Bastards-

As long as you’re inhaling Buffalo wings, might as well scan the bones for the chance to get an NFT… you can also eat! Go to bonecoin.com for rules and start eating now.