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this is so niche i love it

guys guys guys but why are Charles and Edwin from dead boy detectives like a mirror image of Lando and Oscars vibe? Like bro-

Like C’MON-

im so falling for michael townsend rn its crazy

when someone is being super nice to me and my eyes start watering and i feel like crying

when my stomach growls directly after telling someone i'm not hungry

I will not tolerate any Aaron Minyard slander

If even my own parents doesn't like me, why should I believe that some random strangers would like me?

there’s something so… idk dystopian? seeing chappell roan doing this amazing work, raising money for palestine, speaking out against injustices, refusing to work with the white house in protest of their policies, giving drag queens a platform…. just to then see people who call themselves fans having vaguely radfemmy arguments over who is “allowed” to be at her concerts. “why would a man be there???” because he’s trans. or because he’s gay. or because he just likes her music and wanted to see her and bought a ticket like everyone else to be here. can we focus on something that actually matters rather than bullying people for sharing an interest with you. my god.

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

can't "lol" and "lmao" my way out of this one girlies

I'm obsessed with everyone, including his own mother, describing Oscar as this cool composed and collected person that he is, and then you see how he acts around Lando

how mad are Netflix that Lando and Oscar are apologizing and being humble and beaming at each other and showing solidarity and spending the post race planning their celebrations on the jet together it’s even worse than last season when the producer literally begged them for fighting talk and they just went “no” and made a joke and giggled

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

I need brocedes to make up. (Bonus points if they make out.)

Charles really said "she's a lot like you, maybe that's why I like her so much" while making THAT face, and "the answer's gotta be somewhere inside that brain of yours" while gently tapping Edwin's temple, and "they won't separate us" and "I'm not leaving you", and he kept being frustrated and jealous by every one of Edwin's love interests, and that slutty little "my smile can be prETTy convincing", and being overprotective of Edwin, and comparing them to Orpheus and Eurydice, and all this just so that he could stand on the stairs of hell, gently caressing Edwin's collar bones with his thumbs and saying "i can't really say im IN love with you".

My boy that is the most unhinged of behaviours

happy pride month to every single dead boy detectives character. none of those fuckers are straight.

what if I was slowly dying of internal bleeding and hypothermia and you stayed with me and read to me. Because you know I'm dying and you don't want me to be alone and scared (like you were). And what if I chose You, instead of heaven?

I didn't believe it at first but after watching the show, Dead Boy Detectives was so obviously crafted to be catnip for the Tumblr girlies(gn), cause like. Homoerotic ghost detectives. Sassy psychics. Weird girls. Witches. A literal cat king. Sad twink that's actually a crow. Hot goth lesbian butchers. Slowburn ft. immortal beings. Gay confessions in hell. This show was crafted in a lab for us, and I LOVE IT. Go watch it if you haven't already.

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love

edwin being catnip for a bunch of gayass supernatural entities is fucking hilarious. his victorian sensibilities and autistic mannerisms have bewitched them.

Only Neil Gaiman would make a character who is a gay cat god who wants to fuck a repressed Edwardian boy

They said “this is Edwin. He’s a repressed gay Edwardian teen who was ritually sacrificed by the guy who had a crush on him. His super power is he gets tortured so good even Despair thinks he’s neat.”

Then they threw him at tumblr like a wedding bouquet