confusedsplagebbi

ConfusedSplagebbi

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It's So Fucking Funny How Many People Who Owned Furbies As Children Ended Up Being Traumatized By Them

I had a furby as a kid and I blinded it using a laser pointer because I was scared it would watch me. But then it thought it was dark at all times so it would scream and say "help! It so dark!"

Reddit user 1: I had a furby that I loved dearly, one of the original ones from when it was a huge fad. One day I held it upside down and it said "wHoaAAA! me scared!" then immediately died and never worked again : (

Reddit user 2: Murderer

I had one from the 2010's which had multiple different
"personalities" depending on how you treated them, one of these personalities was an evil one which if memory serves correct it just sung "smoke on the water" in the furby language. My mom would call it
"darth vader mode" and it freaked the hell out of me caused i was scared of Darth Vader. I also couldn't figure out for the life of me how the emotion mechanic worked so the furby was stuck in darth vader mode for a while and when I did manage to turn it good again from my child POV the furby randomly turned evil. Later in my life when i was 15-16 i skinned the furby

My sister had an original in the early 2000's. It scared her so my parents put it in the basement. That night, it went fucking nuts babbling and unfortunately my parents left it too close to the vent and it echoed up into my room.
Fucking terrified me. My parents found me under my blankets screaming for the voices to stop.

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

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ive heard stories of people taking the batteries out of their furbies and because the wiring was so shit THEY WOULD STILL FUCKING WORK WHICH IS GODDAMN TERRIFYING furby furbies storytime anecdotes

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