What If I Was To Put You In The Tightest Clothes And Stuff Your Face Until You Burped And Farted

What if I was to put you in the tightest clothes and stuff your face until you burped and farted

I’d be lucky to get the chance to be fed in person. I’d be happy to let you stuff my face. Will you stuff my gut full of gassy foods? completely fill me with can after can of baked beans?

Totally packed full! Feeling the stretch on my stomach tonight! I think I’m gonna need some TLC.

Has anyone raspberried your belly before

Unfortunately, no, not since I have had a bigger belly. I wish I had someone in my life who appreciated my belly enough to give it a raspberry. 😢 Perhaps one day. 

Could you do a video pushing your belly out as far as you can in a really tight shirt? :)

jeans and a snug polo.

I haven’t worn jeans in a long time. These are particularly stiff and uncomfortable. Maybe it’s the fact I’m not used to wearing denim anymore.

It may be time to cut my hair. What do y’all think? I need a style suggestion.

Oh, and the reason I take most of my pics in the bathroom is because is it has the best lighting in the house, hahaha!! 😅