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Agumon stealing your girl

9 DAYS UNTIL SPRING TRAINING! BASEBALL IS BACK, BITCHES!!!!!

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

i don’t know about you but they’re the real life dynamic duo

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obscure horoscopes

Aquarius: The world freezes in the elementary school geography room. A phone is ringing, hidden behind thin sheets of flowing light. The longer and harder you stare, the dimmer the classroom becomes. Answer the call before the children desaturate along with you.

Pisces: There’s a raven made of shadows outside the window. The air around it shimmers and bends, dripping with an unexplainable nostalgia. Each tap of its beak sends a chill through your spine. It’s been a few months, perhaps it’s time to let the bird in.

Aries: A staircase plastered by caution tape and broken eggshells beckons to you. The crowd around you is silent, eyes following you mechanically. Take the scissors and carve the way forward, but be wary. You are the equilibrium of the room; do not start the tempest.

Taurus: Your wildflowers are growing rapidly in their pots, their petals turning into silk at the tips. But you know what lies beneath the soil. There are rotting hands and twisted tongues hidden between the clay, kept behind locked doors with the key you choose to ignore. Beauty becomes gore the longer you lie.

Gemini: The entire room is covered with clocks, the ticking resonating in the stagnating air. Half of the floor is painted an unearthly black, the other a searing white. The door opposite of you emits occasional laughter, but the doorknob is red hot. Wipe your crossed eyes and take the plunge, for the time to move is now.

Cancer: The only source of light in the room is the flickering TV screen, where a video of your heart and lungs filling with iridescent water loops over and over again. The mannequins around you are frozen in a smile, but it brings you comfort. There’s nagging in the background, speaking more important things, but it never truly reaches you. The eternal question: heart or head?

Leo: You’ve been watching this puppet show for eternity. The puppets are falling apart and the wallpapers have dulled, and you are the only member of the audience who hasn’t fallen into a deep slumber. The roaring window behind you may be hard to break, but a cacophony of discoveries lay just beyond the pane. Rise up and lead them away, but remember: you are still mortal.

Virgo: The white handkerchief fluttering in the wind is becoming dirty from the bitter currents. Take it off the line, but not to clean it once more, but for it to join the ruined on the ground. A rope of grime is stronger than the purest silk could ever be. Human nature is to be connected; your material does not make you and cannot break them.

Libra: You stand on a precipice, each move you make warping the scenery around you. There are figures up ahead, shimmering with a familiar warmth. A void stands between, and the empty is behind. A lonely songbird cries far above, prompting something to rise painfully from your chest. The choice will not kill you, but the lack thereof very well may.

Scorpio: Six mirrors hang in a room and each dull-eyed reflection speaks a different truth to you. Behind the frames, you can just barely make out a hurried conversation. The louder you scream, the more cracks appear on your skin and the surface of the glass. Dip your fingers and test the waters, otherwise the lonely will be alone forever more.

Sagittarius: Words are spilling out your mouth, the letters piling up around your feet along with undelivered envelopes. With each waterfall of alphabets, the room shrinks just enough that you begin to notice. Blue smiles gather on the plaster, and you feel some entity slither up your calf and rush by. Ground yourself and gather the pieces of the past laying on the ground to be truly freed.

Capricorn: Generations of family portraits are laid upon the base of a rugged expanse. There’s something missing from the last photo, a blank in the corner that bleeds away like the thoughts from your mind. Eyeless monkeys sit silently near the frames, beckoning you with the bells of your childhood. Allow humility to conjure a seat and a new friend; break away from the telescope containing your vision.

Supernatural logic