Smiley Captain. It's Like Watching The Sun Rise. [x]post-game | 1 April 2024

smiley captain. it's like watching the sun rise. [x] post-game | 1 april 2024

bonus uncomfortably long, unbroken eye contact:

THIS MANS

There is so much going on in these gifs I'm afraid to put them on main.

It was a mozzarella stick that nearly did Sidney Crosby in.

Sitting in a local restaurant a couple weeks back, the Pittsburgh Penguins captain knew that he was in trouble immediately after biting into the breading with a broken jaw full of smashed teeth. In fact, he had to reach into his throat and pry out the hot rubbery cheese to keep from choking on it. As you might imagine, it was a harrowing experience.

“I did choke on a mozzarella stick,” Crosby said. “I thought I’d be OK with that a few weeks in. I couldn’t really chew, but I figured it was pretty soft. I forgot how thick the cheese is, and it was pretty hot. I was sitting next to Mo (Brenden Morrow). We were out eating, and he looked over and I was pulling this cheese out of my throat. It was pretty funny.”

happy birthday, sidney crosby

↳ JEREMY SWAYMAN & LINUS ULLMARK PREGAME | BOS v. OTT | 1.25.24

Sidney Crosby: I like all food (grins).

Bryan Rust: I'll eat anything.

Drew O'Connor: I'll pretty much try anything.

sons who were taught not waste food and the foodloving snack monster who raised them

and then we have kris:

Kris Letang: I don't like sandwiches. Cold sandwiches. I like warm sandwiches but I don't like them that much.