When Your Playing Lazer Tag With Little Kids And You Cant Use All Your Power Because You Have To Play

When your playing lazer tag with little kids and you can’t use all your power because you have to play fair.

I just had the most random thought. If your boyfriend/girlfriend was a cannibal or zombie, they could really eat you out😳

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

When you see your annoying little cousin at the reunion.

Some tests with a different pen.

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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