*Systems Online*

*Systems online*

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Slap Rifle Sfx*

103.7

*Guardian gets killed*

REAL VEX FM

*Conversion sounds*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT TECHNO, TECHNO, AND MORE TECHNO

*Spire being built*

THIS IS NOT YOUR FALLEN VANDAL'S STATION

*get lucky by daft punk starts playing*

"Dear God. At this rate, there are going to be more Pomnis than Sans!"

-The 1st Riftwalker (Not a Pomni)

You're now apart of the pomniverse nation.

Cool! How many Pomnis are there 😀?

Oh no... Well, really hope you don't get fired, mate.

I might be fired because I vented to a coworker about the boss taking everything out of my paycheck and she snitched me to him

I was raised by Inklings.

I am the icon of depression.

I've seen things you don't want to know.

I don't have any eyes, yet I can still see you.

I am the survivor of the second big bang.

Who am I?

"You were nothing but a faulty AI, Caine. a False Idol to your captives."

"Nonsense! They Love it in the Circus! just take a look at their- ...oh, they... aren't happy."

"See? They hated your face since the day they entered the circus. their eyes have been opened, and they remember EVERYTHING."

"No. A-After i'm done with you... I'll make sure they're happy! WITH ME! FOREVER!"

"...So be it. i'm getting them out weather you like it or not."

"Allow me to show you their suffering, Caine."

I'm not lying when I say this...

GIOVANNI HAS FUCKING SQUIDWARD ENERGY!!!

And that's why I love this god-forsaken bird!

(oh and blot too)

Wolf: Oh... You can't even turn the dials on the ovens? Huh, we must've picked the wrong one for this job-

this is Bird Rage™ Hey, I think Giovanni is neat. I like birds. I also KNOW he smashes people in the head with pans. Kitchen appliances are simply too perfect for carrying out acts of violence. Brandon knows it <3