The Biggest Mystery In Asoue Is Not Whats In The Sugar Bowl, Or Whats Up With Vfd, Or Even What Happened

the biggest mystery in asoue is not what’s in the sugar bowl, or what’s up with vfd, or even what happened to the baudelaires, but rather, how the fuck a repulsive man like count olaf managed to pull esmé squalor.

Unohana: I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning.

Mayuri: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?

his dark materials daemons cause i'm nostalgic

Court Room ASOUE AU:

Justice Strauss: Count Olaf, how do you plead?

Count Olaf: Your Honor, Esmé and I will be performing our rendition of the Cell Block Tango.

PLEASE HELP ME NOT HAVE TO GO BACK INTO AN ABUSIVE SITUATION

I really really hate talking about this or asking for help but I cannot afford rent this month. I moved out of an abusive situation a little over a year ago and I’ve been working so hard to not have to go back. If I cannot pay rent this month I will have to live in a 600 sq ft loft with my abusers again.

I’m trying to find extra jobs I can do but I haven’t heard back from anyone. I’ve looked into everything: loans, extra freelance writing, etc. and nothing has worked out.

It would mean everything to me if you could help out by donating and/or reblogging.

V*nmo: addiec1

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P*yPal: @ascgrl

Why do I always picture Afton as looking kind of like this: