Desperately Ready For Bella To NOT Find The Happiness She Wanted Becoming A Vampire.

Desperately ready for Bella to NOT find the happiness she wanted becoming a vampire.

For Renesmee to grow and move on, for Alice to loose interest in her no-longer-human plaything, for Esme distant tepid motherhood to ring as hollow as a 26-year-old babysitting, for Edward to fall into his brooding self-hate again, because it was never about whether or not he was worthy of love, it was crippling certainty that he wasn’t worthy of heaven.

When her Forks classmates finally grow older than Carlisle, and for Bella to realize a man in his early-20s FOREVER is not a God-like leader, and that the normal, everyday domestic content her cohorts find seem realer, and truer to her than the carefully curated glass house.

Seth : Are you mad?

Leah: No.

Seth : So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

AND SIDE NOTE THAT GIRL IS THE SAME ACTOR SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS

Embrace freedom my brethren

emmett: i think i know a way we can get the money

rosalie: you’d make a decent stripper

emmett: i’d make an amazing stripper. but that’s not what i meant—