"Now I Agree We're Better Off Dead"

"Now I agree we're better off dead"

Why are you squirming so much on Daddy's thigh, little one?

Shhhh, little one, now you don't want to wake up your mom and sister, do you? So we are going to play the quiet game, while we see how many times daddy can make your princess parts happy without waking anyone up. If anyone wakes up, you'll be in trouble. I know it's hard for you to concentrate while we play this game, so Daddy will keep count for you. 1...2...3...4, that's it, little one, but remember you gotta be quiet. 5...6. You're doing such a good job...7...8...9. One more, I know you can do it...10. That's my good girl. Look how messy and happy your little princess parts are, and no one woke up.

Holding a 12oz can. What else should it be wrapped around?

It's ok, little one. Daddy is here to kiss you goodnight. Look at you, already having your panties off for me. You are such a good girl. Oh? You can't sleep unless your daddy gives you special kisses? You're already so wet. Were you playing with yourself so you were ready? That's my needy little kitty. Now, close your eyes while I finish tucking you in.