Caleb

Caleb

[iMessage: Audrey] Are there ice cream flavors that are absolutely a No from you? [iMessage: Audrey] Actually never mind  [iMessage: Audrey] I’ll just bring a few and you can choose which ever one(s) you want

@cosmiicsouls​ (X)

{ Audrey → Caleb } excellent plan, already impressed by your inguity but { Audrey → Caleb } if you even think about bringing rocky road near this penthouse, I will destroy everything you hold dear. 

Protective Friends Starters

Requested by: @naosh-of-muses

Feel free to change however you see fit!

TW: Some of these lines may not demonstrate healthy friendships/relationships

“Are they bothering you?”

“Don’t worry, I got your back.”

“You really had me worried.”

“Hey! Don’t do that!”

“I’m just.. worried about you, okay?”

“Hey, what happened to you?”

“I’m here to listen if you need to.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll deal with them.”

“I’d fight for you.”

“Is that the person who broke your heart?”

“You know I’d do anything for you.”

“Watch out!”

“I’m sorry, I’m just tired of seeing you get hurt over and over again by the same idiot.”

“Let me walk with you, something’s off about him/her/them.”

“Alright, so who made you cry?”

“Who do I need to punch?”

“You’re worried about me? I’ve been worried about you!”

“What did he/she/they do to you?!”

“You should eat something!”

“Want some advice?”

“Here, let me help you out.”

“Your parents giving you trouble again? You can stay over at my place.”

“You can spend the night at my place if you’re still worried.”

“Stay behind me.”

“You don’t look so good.”

“I’m not jealous! I’m just concerned.”

“You need to be more careful!”

“What are you doing? That’s not safe!”

“Hey, they call me the mom friend for a reason.”

“They’re not worth your time.”

Max

@cosmiicsouls​’ audrey sent: “ a lot of people actually hate us. ” ( ‘ things said between me & my partner ’ )

a small scoff of a laugh passes his lips, leaning back against the table they’re sat at as to better look at her. “and is this a surprise to you somehow?”

“YOU, I GET -” velvet voice teases as she adjusts, eyes pulling from the latest and greatest GG b u l l s h i t to take him in look at him. Who was she trying to fool - Max seemed to know her better than most these days. “So what? I’m a bitch because I’m honest?” 

Break Up Starters

Feel free to edit as needed!

“I’m breaking up with you.”

“My feelings for you. They’ve changed.”

“We can’t be together anymore.”

“We can still be friends.”

“We can’t keep doing this.”

“When did you stop loving me?”

“I don’t think I ever really loved you.”

“I’ve tried to do anything and everything to help you and make you happy. And you? You don’t give a shit about anything and I just- I can’t keep doing this.”

“Why? Quit playing innocent. I know what you’ve been doing behind my back.”

“Don’t act like I don’t know that you cheated.”

Please! We can fix this! We don’t have to end things.”

“I’m leaving you and I’m taking the dog/cat/etc. with me.”

“I love somebody else.”

“I don’t want anything to do with you.”

“I’m tired of being treated like shit.”

“I thought you loved me!”

“I love you, but we both have such different directions to go in.”

“Maybe one day we’ll cross paths again.”

“We just don’t work.”

“I’m tired you playing with my feelings.”

“Just one last kiss, please?”

“I could get you in a lot of trouble. That’s why we’ve got to end things.”

“We’re done.”

“Stop it. I’ve already made up my mind. There’s nothing you can do to fix this.”

“I need some time away.”

“We should see other people.”

“I think we’re better off as friends too. Let’s go to the movies.”

“You took this better than I thought you would.”

“The spark is gone.”

“I’m done with you. I already packed up all your crap. Leave.”

“I didn’t know you were going to propose like this tonight. Holy shit. I was actually going to break up with you. I’m so sorry.”

“We’re over.”

“Seriously? You broke up with me over text.”

“I just don’t love you anymore.”

“I’ve been feeling the same way actually. I think it would be best if we broke up too.’

“I’m glad we can end things on good terms.”

“I’m sorry, I know you’re taking this hard. I never wanted to make you cry but we’re just not meant to be. I have ice cream? Or I could leave you alone if that’s better.”

“I’m sick of this on and off again bullshit. We’re done for real now.”

“Get away from me.”

“I’m tired of being treated like shit.”

“I hope you can forgive me for ending things this way.”

“I can’t keep up this long distance thing anymore.”

“I just feel like I don’t even know you anymore.”

“This is hard for me too…”