cosmixpheonix - CosmixPheonix
cosmixpheonix
CosmixPheonix

Just your local disaster drawer

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Cosmixpheonix - CosmixPheonix

twitter/x reblog chain by meeka @MeekyBlinders. meeka: a piece of my roomba broke off and it vacuumed it up. self sucking little freak meeka: @iRobot pls send me a new roomba mine is a freak dms screenshot between meeka and irobot iRobot: Would you be so kind to send me a picture of the robot's full bottom, in order for me to be able to assist you further? meeka: oh so you're all a lil freaky huh
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cosmixpheonix
5 months ago

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

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cosmixpheonix
5 months ago

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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cosmixpheonix
5 months ago

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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5 months ago
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Absolutely Captivated By This Very Specific Type Of Image
Absolutely Captivated By This Very Specific Type Of Image

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cosmixpheonix
5 months ago

this website is so difficult to explain to people...how do i explain that commanding your scarab beetle around is an accepted and well-received posting style?

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