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im sorry im obsessed

Ahhhha hhhh ahahgagahsghd 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I refuse to believe they aren't the oldest

That moment when you cause an internal crisis by bringing up how Shamura is not confirmed to be the eldest sibling with CotL.

I have been informed by @fanfic-enthusiast that I caused pain and chaos in the Discord server 

:3

I had to share this wonderful headcanon description I saw

Ratau headcanon:

He has a MASIVE dumpie. Cake for days. An absolute wagon load. Each cheek has its on gravitational pull. He does jumping jacks and even the gods hear it clap. If he twerked it would completely shatter the tectonic plates. You know that big booty robot from the movie Robots? Puts that bitch to shame. Every piece of cheese he eats? Goes straight to his badonkadonk. Only reason narinder chose him as a vessel? He wanted a piece of that ratpatootie. Every time ratau sits down he causes an earthquake. He rolls over in bed and destroys a mountain. If he were to ever go swimming it would cause a tsunami so powerful that the whole world would be flooded a second time.

Just the biggest, fattest ass imaginable.

WHO ARE YOU

Sun and Moon☀️🌙

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