Tshirt Idea I Had

Tshirt idea I had

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

the best first date question is obviously "as a kid did you ever just like, burn things". you will be able to gain everything you need to know from their answer or even just their immediate reaction