Are You Struggling To Pitch Your Favorite 16-book Fantasy Series That Completely Took Over Your Life

Are you struggling to pitch your favorite 16-book fantasy series that completely took over your life and changed your brain chemistry? ME TOO! So I made a parody vintage ad to spam friends and family with.

Variations under the cut:

Scenario where the Inquisitor has to put Solas down like a rabid dog because he is biting blighted gods as if there was no consequences to such a thing.

Bonus everyone on twt came together and suggested that the wilds flower from the Mabari quest in dao might be the solution, which cements the fact that Solas is indeed the Inquisitor’s mabari:

been replaying just for him tbh 

Honestly its such a shame that aotearoa is such a small country, because its tumblr meme potential is so very great.

Like, remember "spread your legs, not the virus" from '21? Tumblr would have been all over that shit.

~ TRUST-BUILDING ~ FOUND FAMILY PROMPTS

requested by: anonymous

Feel free to use and reblog!

asking for help for the first time

asking them if they need help

sharing something personal

remembering tiny things about the other

defending them in front of others

making sure repeatedly that it's alright they're sharing responsibilities

giving them their personal space

sitting in enjoyable silence together

making sure the other is alright when they know they're having a hard time

asking how they want things to be done

asking for advice

"Would you be okay with that?"

addressing what they're uncomfortable with

setting some ground rules

seeing what the other needs without them having to say it out loud

consoling hugs

showing them something close to their heart

making up after their first argument

opening up about their own struggles when they see the other's problems

confiding their secrets to them

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever