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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Reblog if you’re black tumblr

and yes you have to be black, this isn’t an all access typa club

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

pro tip

ur friends don't hate you

nobody is secretly mad at you

you have anxiety and that's ok you are loved

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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