Shitpost I Guess...

Shitpost I guess...

Random video I made

It was funnier in my head... (눈‸눈)

Oddmongus, an Oddity fanfic by me

It's a Saturday afternoon at Mcdonalds. Leo, Meryl, Travis, Zack and Floyd decide to play Among Us.

Meryl sets up a lobby. It takes 30 minutes for everyone to connect because the Mcdonalds wifi is shitty.

Simon is currently in the washroom tampering with the router (its old as fuck)

after an hour, a lobby finally starts.

Leo throws his fries at Floyd because he took red. Floyd switches to yellow to avoid being stabbed by a plastic butter knife.

With everyone satisfied, the game starts. Simon finds a tape hidden within the router. It's a map to where all the missing parts of that Travis jpeg are.

Once the game is done, Simon bursts out of the washroom. He's in his Captain Underpants underwear.

"GUYS I FOUND A MAP!" He says, holding the beat-up wifi router in his hands. "To where?" Meryl asks.

"The New World!" Simon replies enthusiastically.

"The New WHAT?" Leo asks.

"Yep, my dear friend! We're going to set sail to find the Travis Piece!"

Everyone heads out of the Mcdonalds to find the missing parts of the Travis Jpeg.

Floyd calls Zack on Whatsapp:

"GET YOUR BROTHER AND GET YER ASSES TO MY HOUSE NOW!!!!"

Travis and Zack head to his house. Meryl and Leo are there.

"Where's Floyd?" Travis asks.

"He's packing his school supplies, he says they'll 'help' on the way." Leo says.

Floyd come out of the closet. "All ready!" He says. "Now we wait for Simon!"

Simon is tied up in Floyd's basement. Floyd wants the completed Travis jpeg all to himself. Simon is forced to listen to Stay by Oingo Boingo while a plush of Zero from Mega Man stares at him.

"I guess he's not coming!" Floyd says.

"Doesn't he have the map?" Meryl asks.

"He 'gave' it to me, now lets go without him, he told me he doesn't feel well after sitting on a mcdonalds toliet for too long."

The group heads off to scour the country for the missing Jpeg pieces. Simon is still in the basement, listening to Oingo Boingo.

At the Desert of ODD!!, they find a green amogus holding a travis jpeg part.

"Give that back!" Travis says.

"Nuh uh!" The amogus relplies.

Meryl grabs the amogus and SMASHES it to SMITHEREENS

"EEYIKES! the ODD piece that will help us TRAV-erse this desert IS not AMONG US! WHATSAPP with this place!"

"The next piece is in the tower of pizza, which is guarded by my cousin the white amogus!"

The team arrive at the tower. Pibby steals the amogus's piece. They chase after her.

Zack throws the amogus corpse at her and she drops the piece.

"You dirty BRATS!" Pibby says. "ok?" they all say in sync.

"The next piece is at zumbo sauce's garden!" Pibby says.

"ok" Travis replies.

At the garden, they defeat Zumbo Sauce in a Yugioh battle and he got sent to the shadow realm.

With all 7 Travis Jpeg parts, Travis turns into WHATSAPP TRAVIS AND DEFEATS GOD IN A FUCKING BRAWL AMSHCJVVCJCJ

But Floyd takes a piece away and EATS IT

"man wtf?" Leo says

"I WAS HUNGRY WTF WAS I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" Floyd replies.

Travis plumets to the ground, and lands on Mt. Ebott and finds Simon doing fortnite dances.

"Floyd can't be trusted, Travis." Simon says. "He wants all the power for himself. He has a god complex or somethin."

They get out of the cave and face Floyd who is enhanced because of the jpeg he ate.

"Dumbass you can't hurt me!!" He says.

Travis and Simon do a dbz fusion dance and merge. They fly up to Floyd who is keeping Meryl, Zack and Leo hostage.

"Let them go!" Travimon says. "Nuh uh you cant make me youre not mo mom!" Floyd says.

"Then I'm telling on you!" Travimon says.

"Wait, anything but that!" Floyd says.

Floyd explodes

The End! :3

I've been playing Earthbound for a while and now Poo finally joined the team :D

♩✧♪●♩○♬☆Magical girl Tracy joke AU ☆♬○♩●♪✧♩　　

Oh, and this drawing over here

They are so adorable tbh

the final instalment of the creature series!! the oddities are here and i can finally draw these guys interacting :DDDD

i'm very proud of these designs and i'm happy with how everyone turned out, i'll try to post more full pictures or doodles ^^

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