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I Think My Favorite Part Of The Book, Bar None, Was Sima Yi Freaking Out: Wait, You Two Havent Fucked
I think my favorite part of the book, bar none, was Sima Yi freaking out: “Wait, you two haven’t fucked yet?!? No fucking wonder shit’s not working, I will deadass stop everything right now so you guys can go bang it out, I sincerely cannot overstate how important it is that you go get dicked down immediately”
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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.
I'm going to try it.
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
