.. This.

.. this.

"spencer is so golden retriever" WRONG. spencer reid is a tuxedo tom cat who wears his fancy clothes like a gentleman and wakes you up in the morning with his face pressed to yours and enjoys breakfast with you after whining about being hungry and will gently let you know when he doesn't want to be touched but will come straight to you when he wants your affection. he's also a little menace at all times but you just can't be mad at that face.

spencer reid is a cat. idc what anyone says.

ME-OW !!! jesus. I had to go for a walk around my house after that. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Okay, so any head canons for Spencer initiating sex throughout the different seasons? Like he obviously grows into himself throughout the show so do you think it would change his approach/ what he’d say or do?!

WATCH THIS BE 90% BABY REID BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??????

this honestly just turned into sex with spencer through the seasons ;P

season 1-4:

i think season 1-4 spencer would NEVER initiate anything besides staring at you with big eyes and waiting for you to read his mind that he's needy, which you'd end up getting really good at actually.

also needs lots of guidance and reassurance and is absolutely a sub but feels bad about it bcs you're doing all the work while he just sits pretty but you make sure he knows that you don't mind and you actually like it.

not very adventurous, likes pretty vanilla sex bcs he's inexperienced and worried about doing anything wrong or not liking it and being too shy to tell you.

loves dry humping bcs it means he doesn't have to be completely exposed but also just loves the feeling of you grinding on him through his clothes.

you'd quickly find out that he loves to be praised, hearing you tell him how good he feels, how full you are and how pretty he looks under you making him throb.

isn't really that vocal bcs he's shy about being too loud but when he does let out louder moans it makes you clench around, telling him you want to hear how good you make him feel.

definitely accidentally calls you mommy and almost cries from embarrassment when you just stare at him but when you tell him to say it again he almost cums then and there.

100% cries when he cums bcs you just make him feel so good and he just can't help but let tears spill down his cheeks as he whimpers and moans.

gets caught staring at your boobs while you ride him or just in general and can't help but whimper when you notice and ask if he wants to suck on them.

loves coming home from a long day and snuggling up to you, not-so-subtly grinding his hardening length into you as his way of telling you he needs you.

the first time he actually initiated anything with you was after he was gone on a case for over a week, so much pent up sexual frustration completely overriding his nerves.

came home and hugged you so tightly with his face buried in your neck before he pulled away and abruptly desperately pressed his lips to yours, making you say something like "guess you missed me then?"

season 5-8:

still wouldn't be entirely confident in initiating anything sexual but he definitely would, he'd just be shy about it, never really outright telling you, he'd just come up behind you and hug you, making sure you notice the tent in his pants.

prefers when you two are just making out and it leads to more, mostly so he doesn't have to ask, which you already knew so he never really has to ask.

would be a little more open to experimenting with new things if you asked him, like edging and overstimulation but nothing too much.

munch!!!!!! loves loves loves eating you out, honestly more than you going down on him, he just loves how you taste and the feeling of your thighs around his head, hands gripping his hair as you grind onto his lips.

tries domming a few times but just doesn't really know what he's doing or how to properly take control so it just ends up with him pretty much being a service top, completely following your lead.

finally lets out his really vocal side, constantly letting out choked moans and whimpers, practically screaming your name when he cums.

is really taken aback when you introduce a vibrator to the bedroom, which he isn't threatened by whatsoever and actually enjoys using them on you and realises that he likes when you use it on him, the feeling of the vibrations on his tip making him lose his mind.

is a lot more comfortable with pda but is definitely still really bashful, especially when you kiss him in front of the team, mostly bcs he knows that he's never gonna hear the end of it from derek.

doesn't like being asked about his sex life, even in a jokey way bcs he just feels different from everyone else, especially since all his male friends talk about being the dominant one and he's not at all.

you definitely have to reassure him that he's no less of a man for being submissive, telling him it's just a preference and everyone has them and as long as you're both happy it's nothing to do with anyone else.

season 9-12:

way more comfortable with initiating and telling you what he wants and likes but still needs reassurance.

more open to experimenting with harder kinks that you want to try but definitely makes a clear boundary when it comes to blindfolds, telling you the reasoning, which you completely understand and comfort him about the whole thing.

finds out he likes to be restrained sometimes, only his wrists so that he can't touch you which makes him whine and beg, the sound of you letting out a slightly sadistic giggle making his cock twitch.

really vocal!!! like neighbours complaining about you moaning kind of vocal, ofc you didn't tell them it wasn't you moaning but you did tell spencer they thought it was you which made him blush bright red.

loves face sitting, taking forever to convince you that he won't suffocate and die and when you finally do he can tell you're holding back from fully sitting on his face so he just grips your waist and tugs you down.

actually boasts about his sex life on occasion, only when it's appropriate ofc, the first time he ever mentioned anything sexual to derek he couldn't even say anything, just standing with his mouth open, unsure if he was dreaming.

every time he comes back from a long case the first thing he does as soon as he sees you is messily press his lips to yours, the feeling of your soft lips on his washing away all the horrors of the case.

ofc second on the agenda is being buried between your thighs, which he isn't shy to initiate anymore, he'll drop to his knees anywhere anytime.

loves to kiss you in front of the team, mostly for the shock factor it still has on them but also bcs he just loves to show anyone who's watching how much he loves you and that he's not afraid to show it.

season 13-15:

absolutely no shame in initiating sex and will just come up to you and pull you by your waist to kiss you.

hot take but to me he still wouldn't be entirely dominant and would still love to let you dominate him and wouldn't be a hard dom, he's way too sweet for that.

softest dom ever but definitely likes it rough, loves when you ride him rough, gripping his shoulders as you slam yourself down on his lap, both your thighs ending up red by the end of it.

also loves doggy with you pulled against his chest, his arm secured around your waist to keep you still as he pounds into you, moaning and breathing heavily in your ear.

realises he has a size kink and loves to overpower you, the sight of you completely fucked out underneath him, his large hands engulfing your waist.

shows pda as often as he can, kissing you and wrapping his arm around your waist to pull you into his side no matter where you are.

constantly praising and complimenting you, telling you how good you feel around him and how beautiful you look under him.

thigh riding!!! loves to have you in his lap while he's busy with paperwork, telling you that he can't leave his work but you can ride his thigh, placing his hand on your lower back as he guides you back and forth on his thigh.

loves biting and marking you while he fucks you, seeing the marks afterwards making his head spin.

hair pulling is a must, the feeling of your fingers running through his thick hair, tugging on it while you make out making him moan into your mouth.

whenever he's out on a case he can hardly stop thinking about you and your body, hating having to sleep at night without you beside him.

as soon as he's home he's immediately pushing you into your apartment, his lips on yours with his hands on your hips, stumbling onto your couch, his larger frame pinning you down as he desperately rutted his bulge into you.

this ended up really long wow😭

istg if there's any spelling errors i'll kms. pls ignore them.

lord lord lord lord lord lord.. I have something to sayyyy..

i loveeee your headcannons for spencer!!

can we get some for service-softdom!spencer?

OMFG I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS IM SO SORRY!!!

BUT YES OFC!!!

HEADCANON SEGMENT!!!(this bit is getting cringe i regret my choices.)

we all know damn well that spencer is giver, LOVESSSSSSSS to make you feel good and hear how good he makes you feel

would literally be so gentle and sweet with you, doing whatever you want him to do bcs he's literally the best boy ever<3

loves when you tell him exactly what you want him to do bcs it just makes it so much easier for him and he knows he's doing good.

needs lots of reassurance and praise bcs his biggest fear is hurting you or doing something wrong and you not enjoying it.

loves when you're like rlly tired and just tell him to fuck you however he wants just as long as he's inside you and close to you, letting him use you to get himself and you off.

enjoys missionary a lot!! bcs he gets to bury his face in your neck and wrap his arms around you or suck on your tits while he fucks you nice and deep

never needs to be told that the clit needs attention too, he's a genius, of fucking course he knows where it is and how to use it and loves to, the way his touch makes you squirm and moan making him lose his mind.

face sitting is a must. suffocate him and ride his face until he's lightheaded and seeing stars and he'll still ask for more.

adores when you use his body to get yourself off and doesn't care if he doesn't get anything in return, he just loves making you cum, especially when you fuck yourself on his fingers while he's just reading or minding his own business.

thigh riding!!! doesn't matter what time of day it is, it could be 5am and he wouldn't care, will never pass up the chance to watch you ride his thigh, gasping and moaning while you grip his shirt.

so. many. compliments. never stops telling you how pretty you are and how beautiful your body is, how pretty your sounds are and how much he adores every inch of you.

knows damn well that toys are his teammate and not his competition.

pulls you back against his chest and guides your hips up and down as he thrusts into you at whatever pace you tell him to.

wont let you ever clean yourself up afterwards, that's his job and his job only, you deserve to just sit pretty while he kisses your soft skin and wipes away any mess.

✨ I post smut on my tumblr because I don't have sex in real life ✨

YES!!

I’m a feminist obviously…

jj is a shit fucking friend and will never deserve spencer in her life. send tweet.