I've Been Curating Some Of These Things And I Think It's Time To Let Them Loose Into The World. My Hope

I've been curating some of these things and I think it's time to let them loose into the world. My hope is that at least one of them is funny

Bdubs, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Joel: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Mumbo: I personally was created in a lab.

Pearl: I just straight up spawned lol.

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THE GREATEST HEAD CANNON OF ALL TIME.

SKIZZ ISNT IN HEAVEN BECAUSE HE CANT CREATE LIFE FOR SHIT AND GOT KICKED OUT-

DID YOU SEE THE GIRAFFE!?

Every life series summarized:

Third Life: What if gay people went to war?

Last Life: What if gay people betrayed each other?

Double Life: The worlds messiest divorce leads to a woman going on a murder spree because she found out her state assigned boyfriend was gay. also in the background, toxic yaoi between an eldritch demigod and his government mandated therapist.

Limited Life: Found Family. Also local fish and demon are SHOCKED when the man famous for constantly plotting to betray and kill his allies in order to win betrays and kills them in order to win

Secret Life: God comes down from the heavens because it decided that what these idiots needed was MORE yes-and, and then sticks around to bully a man about having no friends.

Real Life: The debatably cannon april fools episode where you can watch people get extreme nausea and learn what its like to be short.

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