Bigger Cribs Mean Better Sleepovers

Bigger cribs mean better sleepovers

Oh he'll do more than apologise, Mrs Greenford. Drop by in a couple of hours and he'll show you the two dozen cane stripes I'm about to put across his bottom!

Or as Robbie calls them "Highland Playtime"

Come on! We'll see what Dad has to say about your behaviour today.

"Let us remember Proverbs 29, verse 17 - Correct thy son and he shall give thee rest; yea, he shall give delight unto thy soul"

With thanks to the excellent work of duresannees1 for the inspiration

We heard you getting your bare bottom strapped last night

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I do tend to make a bit of noise

Oh, it's fine. Shows your Dad is doing a good job.