crookedlystrangecandy - gala, Kurgarra (odd, mostly harmless)
gala, Kurgarra (odd, mostly harmless)

I am LHP neo-pagan witch who currently work primarily with Inanna/Ishtar/Astarte/Freyja/Lakapati aka Goddess of Lust, Sex, Fertility and Prosperity, Perversion, Magic, Transformation, Astrology and Prophecy, Mentoring, Knowledge, War, Wisdom and Wandering into Unknown, Queen of Heaven, Sky Goddess (Starry Night Skies of Infinte VOID where Infinity Shines) and Spirit; but also Leviathan (water), Lucifer (air), Ba'al (ze-Bul, earth), and Satan (fire). I am into energy and spirit work, sigils, lucid dreaming, hypnosis, meditation, chanting and other shamanic techniques, rituals, divinations and other things of an occult nature.

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This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer

This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer
This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer
This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer
This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer
This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer
This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer
This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer
This Campaign Defies Censorship In Social Media To Raise Awareness For Early Detection Of Breast Cancer

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

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6 years ago

Substituting with “anything” (a quartz and rosemary-inspired rant)

Apparently this is the month of me sticking my foot in places I’ll likely regret. But I feel like this really damages the learning process for a lot of witches and needs addressing. So today I’d like to talk about this thing being told to new witches way too often: that they can use “anything” as a substitution if they don’t have X ingredient for, say, a spell jar or whatever.

Can I just say, as someone whose practice focuses heavily on herbal work, how crazy that makes me?

I am not saying spells are set in stone and substitutions can’t be made. They totally can be.

I am not saying that this here fancy spell with all these fancy, expensive ingredients can’t have a more accessible re-working done with more common ingredients. It probably can.

I am all about making spells work for less money, less time, and less privileged people. You tell me what you’ve got in your kitchen and yard, and I will help you find a way to make that into any-damn-thing you please.

I am not all about the elite-extra-special “old way” or some dead guy’s mandates on how to witch.

But when I see, “just use quartz/rosemary instead” as the generic advice for EVERYTHING, no matter what the missing component in question is, it makes me crazy.

What’s the purpose of using ingredient-based spells? No, not just for the aesthetic™. It’s to reduce the energy load on you by replacing it with stuff that ALREADY HAS a given energy, or focus.

So if you remove it and just stick a generic energy booster in there, what’s going to happen?

One of two things:

1. The spell doesn’t work as intended, because you took off a wheel and put a rocket where it used to be.

2. The spell does work as intended, but I’m willing to bet you feel the exact same drain you would have felt if you’d just done energy work… because that’s probably what you did (and a lot of people don’t realize that isn’t supposed to happen).

So while I’m not saying that you’re wrong and your spell didn’t work regardless of whatever generic substitutions you made, I am going to say that if that’s true, I wonder if you’re wasting a lot of materials in your practice.

The purpose of spell ingredients is to use the properties of the ingredient in order to add a specific energy to the spell, which reduces the burden on you to supply that specific energy, and to have highly consistent focus while doing so. If your spell calls for valerian, then there is something about valerian itself that is aiding the spell. You can’t simply swap it with cayenne and expect to get the same results. There are definitely things you COULD swap it with because they have similar properties, but not absolutely anything.

If you can swap the valerian with literally anything and get the same results, that likely means you are not actually using the valerian to help you cast the spell. You’re simply using your own energy and the herbs are set dressing.

And there’s most certainly nothing wrong with being adept at pure energy work. That’s a great skill to have as a witch. But it sure is a waste of herbs if you’re not actually using them, eh? I mean, a lot of these herbs we use aren’t cheap or readily available.

Why not just get rid of the set dressing and save yourself time and money and just do energy work? Or if you like your set dressing, use tools meant to amplify energy work, like a wand or a staff or something?

Also, I think there’s a certain level of damage being done when we tell witches who are trying to learn herbal work that anything is just the same as anything else and none of it matters.

The magical uses of herbs are often tied to their mundane uses. Let’s remember: cunning craft was the mother of medicine. To this very day, the magical uses of many herbs are tied to their physical affects. Even when they aren’t, they’re often a sort of hypersigil, and they’ve gained those associations through dozens or even hundreds of years of thousands or millions of people all imbuing them with the same purpose and energy. Most correspondences have a biological reasoning behind them, or have been basically sigilized by being used the same way thousands of times.

Exceptions and personal correspondences are a thing; I have a few myself. But these tend to be herbs that have been highly significant in my own life over a long period of time, and have consequently become a sort of personal sigil, as opposed to the cultural sigil of most broader correspondences. My personal correspondences tend to be things I have history with (even if it’s mundane), not just literally anything. Basically, I’ve overridden the cultural sigilization, by writing over it with my own over time. But that’s an exception.

It makes it impossible to learn herbal work – which is a totally different skill from energy work – if you’re proposing that none of it actually matters and it all works the same anyway. And furthermore, it’s pretty discouraging if a witch tries that, and then their spell fails, which I see with some regularity.

Witches read that they can replace “anything” with quartz or rosemary, and then they come back and say their spell is doing all kinds of weird stuff it shouldn’t be doing.

Well, I’m not surprised. The original ingredient was there to give the spell a specific property, and then someone told them to replace it with a neutral energy booster and not do anything to replace the loss of that specific property, or control all the unprogrammed energy.

So, the result is going to be a high-powered bouncy ball of a spell that just pings around doing random shit and putting holes in the wall. Because they didn’t give it anything except energy with no focus. Because you can’t just replace “anything” with quartz or rosemary.

That tripped me up for a while, as someone who relies a lot on tools. I’m an empath, and like a lot of drain-prone people, I find using ingredients helps reduce how drained I get by casting spells. Becoming adept at herbal work was really important for me to be able to cast at all with any consistency. I can DO energy work, but I don’t always wanna wind up spending the next day in bed, and that’s where tools help me.

It’s not very helpful to just say “replace it with anything.” That’s not how herb magic works.

Substitution can be done in most cases. But if you’re gonna remove a wheel, you need to add a different one that’s compatible with the car, not just strap a rocket to the axle.

So, long story short: I really wish people would stop saying you can substitute with “anything.” While I get that the intention is to try to make the craft more accessible, it just impedes people from learning how to do it with stuff that’s ACTUALLY accessible. I mean, what’s inaccessible about the stuff most people have in their kitchen? You can substitute for a lot with that!

While it is completely true that you don’t need ingredients to do a spell, it is also true that if you’re going to use ingredients, they matter. If they didn’t matter there’d be no point to using them.

If you find that you can substitute with “anything” and get the same results no matter what, then I think I can save you some time and money: just get an energy working tool instead!

6 years ago

Beware of scam artists in the occult.

Recently raven-conspiracy has been trying to pass off his spirit shop as a legitimate form of witchcraft. The truth of the matter is spirit shops are nothing but lies and they prey upon vulnerable, young, and lonely people new to the Arte. People that are new don’t have the ropes yet. They don’t know what’s legit and what’s not. And if they’re lonely and looking for something to fill the void, these shops draw many of them in. Emotionally vulnerable people.

I approached him after a friend of mine got asked his opinion on spirit shops and as a seasoned occultist he said the same as I about them. It was probably raven-conspiracy because the next thing you know he was making vagueposts about practitioners he liked but how hurt he was about them putting down “his tradition.” There is no tradition when it comes to spirit shops. None. Research it. It is fakery. Malicious fakery. There are some occultists who charge for their services but they are services and are usually vetted with many years of experience and don’t demand cash up front. They don’t “sell” spirits. If they do–run!

Don’t get me wrong. I was pretty rude. But fucking ripping people off with scams is part of why no one takes magic seriously. Post my messages, raven-conspiracy. I don’t care. This isn’t shit I wouldn’t have said to him publicly. He is a scam artist. I would have given him a chance if he would have stepped up and talked to people about why they hurt him. I have every right to be angry with him. Not just on a personal level for being petty with my friends, another who he accused of cursing him (which is ridiculous by the way; only lolcows curse people on the internet) after they wouldn’t teach him any more tech realizing he was a con man. When you are trying to get your scam recognized as a legitimate form of witchcraft: you are harming the Arte. And I take that pretty personally too. Seriously stop. If you want to move on unfollow me and move on. Yeah, I was rude. But I gave him some privacy to resolve it and what did he do? He was avoidant and ran away. Because he’s a financial predator and someone had the audacity to see through it. Now he’s airing everything in the same breath he dramatically wipes away his crocodile tears and go “I’m washing my hands of this.” So which is it? It’s a display by a manipulator who wants your cash. And has no respect for the Arte.

I’m more upset with his scamming bullshit because truth be told he’s actually a half competent practitioner which means not only is he stealing people’s money, he’s making a dangerous situation…with the most vulnerable people. He needs to back up and reassess his foolishness but I can’t see someone this invested in fraudelence seeing why people are upset with him.

Though, to his credit, at least he wasn’t vagueing me. Still being avoidant. But step up to identify the person who has a problem with what you’re doing, raven-conspiracy. You won’t though because you know what you'rw doing is wrong. VERY unethical. I’m rude but I’m not stealing from lonely people who want spirit pals. That’s just pathetic and it does deserve harshness. It is low.

If someone tries to sell you a sell you a spirit and has any talent not only do they simply want your money but they don’t care about the possibility of putting you in harm’s way without your knowledge.

I will NOT sit around while people are hurt by someone who is basically preying upon the weak. Secondary to being petty to my friends. Very secondary. This is a serious matter.

Stay safe and keep your wallets close.

6 years ago
Our Lady Of Flame By Luciana Lupe Vasconcelos

’Our Lady of Flame’ by Luciana Lupe Vasconcelos

6 years ago

You’re a complete moron

 maybe a

Magician’s Fool or

Babbling Idiot failure

6 years ago

I don’t hate jewish, christian, or muslim people,

just the god that deluded them into thinking good = faith = blind obedience to god even if it includes genecide and evil = sin = disobedience to god even if you just defending yourself

just because you have been oppressed does not mean you get to oppress others  - you don’t see many of any of faiths except the ones who point to this one man named abraham who claims to follow this one god, and yet you turn on one another then blame the devil when it’s your god fucking everything up.

Goyim Witches, please reblog

Dear Goyim Witches,

Stop. Using. Hebrew. In. Your. Spells/Other Witchcraft.

Hebrew is the religious and cultural language of the Jewish people.

Stop. Using. The. Star. Of. David. In. Your. Spells/Witchcraft.

The Star of David is a cultural and in modern times, religious symbol of the Jewish people.

Stop. Attempting. To. Practice. Kabbalah.

You HAVE to be Jewish to practice Kabbalah. Kabbalah is 100% based off of Judaism/Jewish myscitism.

Stop. Dressing. As. A. Stereotypical. Witch.

It’s not yours to reclaim. That stereotype of big curly, puffy hair, big noses, and pointed hat was created by antisemitic Medieval stereotypes of JEWS, not witches. They though that Judaism and Jews were sorcery and witchcraft which is why you have the Jew-codes witch look. We have suffered greatly for that stereotype because it comes FROM the belief of Judaism being a form of witchcraft (which is specifically why I’m asking you guys to stop using Hebrew, Kabbalah, and the Star of David in your magic if you aren’t Jewish)

Stop. “Praying”. To. Jewish. Angels/Spiritual Jewish. entities.

These entities are incredibly sacred, and again Judaism does not condone witchcraft, and has had a truamatic history of being compared or seen as witchcraft.

I don’t know how me, and other Jews can make it easier for you to understand. The Jewish people have a traumatic history of being seen as witchcraft to the point all witches in old fairy tales were Jew-coded. I’ve made so many posts about this.

Jewish people are NOT okay with goyim witches doing any of this shit, especially since many of your antisemitic. You are being an utter culture vulture and are enabling and encouraging our oppression.

Idc whether you think what you are doing is “out of respect” or that you think you are doing it with the “upmost care and delicacy” WE DONT CARE. We want you to stop, no bargaining, no budging. Just, stop.

Judaism is a CULTURE, a culture that has been oppressed for being seen as witchcraft. Judaism is a people that have been oppressed for thousands of years due to our language, our symbols, our spiritual entities. You do not get to profit, spiritually, fianically, emotionally, etc. off our oppression.

I tagged this with many tags used by witches in hopes you guys see this and understand how harmful your actions are to one of the oldest oppressed groups out there.

And like I said, goyim witches please reblog.