Jurgen Leitner Had 978 Fucked Up Books In His Collection At It's Height, But We've Only Heard Of 26 Of

Jurgen Leitner had 978 fucked up books in his collection at it's height, but we've only heard of 26 of them officially. So I thought it would be fun to come up with some possible additions of my own.

- a diet cookbook that the recipes when eaten will cause you to literally rot from the inside out, tied to the corruption.

- a version of the Little Prince where the prince never encounters anyone else in all his travels, every world is empty save for him and never makes friends. Slowly becoming sadder and lonelier throughout the book. Tied to the lonely and possibly the vast.

- a book of songs where none of the lyrics make sense and if sung the world too will reflect the complete nonsensical patterns of the music at least to the reader. Tied to the spiral.

- a version of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark that is even more sinister and as you read an overwhelming darkness weighs down on you until it swallows the reader whole. Tied to the dark.

- a guide to gardening that possesses the reader to dig, to feel the dirt beneath their skin, and to plant themselves deep within the earth. Tied to the buried.

- a cloud charting book that deceives the reader into seeing enormous beings in the clouds looming over humanity. Tied to the vast.

- a book on communication that makes the reader more and more paranoid as they read it slowly destroying any chance on actual communication. Possibly tied to the eye.

Coral kids Scott coral kids scott

Uh oh, they're in trouble

Tma S3 in a nutshell

Please give the archivist a break

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THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Oh the necromantic witch, how he do curses and magic