Reblog If You Are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, Or Really Really Want To WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

Me, an avid daydreamer: *groans as my fav character is about to go through so much trauma* Your suffering brings me serotonin I’m sorry-

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

angels, deciding what shape to take when interacting with The Humans: well….eye contact is important to humans, right? they find it reassuring when they can see the eyes of the person they’re talking to. so if we have LOTS of eyes, in very visible places, that’ll be even MORE reassuring

MAR6H 5I5TE3NTH B!T6H

There is something special about finding someone who also ships gay people in real life

on a totally unrelated note, guess who has a new friend🙃

Untrue. I once had sweet potato fries and threw them up almost immediately

the thing about potatoes is they are good in many forms but they are also always at least slightly less delicious than the equivalent form of sweet potatoes, which means they always taste slightly of the shadow of disappointment