Dating Jean Kirchstein Hc

dating jean kirchstein hc

↳ modern au

↳ lowercase intended

↳ nsfw content included

sfw

loves it when you run your hands through his hair that he grew out over the years, thinks your hands are absolutely holy.

will annoy you by rubbing his small beard on your skin but will also kiss it as an apology with a small smile on his face

calls you basic pet names like baby and babe but sounds so sweet when he says them

not the best at cooking but he tries and that’s all that matters at the end of the day <3

because of this though, you tend to prepare and cook most of the meals but you don’t mind as a clingy jean will always have his arms wrapped you the entire time mesmerized by your cooking

will taste and give you opinions on new recipes you try in your cooking

is the type of mf to say “you have something on your face” and lick it off with the biggest smirk afterwards 😩✋

you guys have this thing where you try to find a new resturant or cafe that you’ve never been to before and try something from there

loves to sit in his car w you at night while you guys drive around random places and blast music

definitely a hand-on-your-thigh-while-driving type of a guy

more of a cheek kisser than a forehead kisser

loves making out and loves it even more when y’all get more intense after a make out ifykwim ;)

is the sweetest man and will do everything to make a good impression while meeting your parents for the first time

also expects you to kinda do the same while meeting his mom because she’s an important figure in his life ofc (i’m getting omelette jean flashbacks LOL)

when you sit on his lap, he likes to wrap his arms around your waist and rest his head on your chest

wakes you up by repeatedly kissing you

if you won’t wake up then, my mans will go to plan B and will belly flop on you 😐

isn’t afraid of PDA and will make out with you if you’re not uncomfortable with it

pulls you closer to him by your waist if he catches anyone checking you out

a jealous baby 🥺

speaking of babies, i feel like jean would personally want kids but maybe in his early 30s

would be the most fun and loving dad

i feel like jean would like twins, a girl and a boy

he would be the type of dad that makes jokes to see them laugh and would be the type to secretly let them have dessert in the morning, much to your despise sometimes

would post you on his ig story sometimes because he likes to show everyone that you’re his

comments stuff like “wow you’re so hot” “does ur bf know how cute you are” “can i have ur number” under instagram posts as if he doesn’t know who you are ?? 😭😭

finds it adorable when you fall asleep in his arms during movie night

likes to shower with you to “save water”

likes to ft with you at night because he can watch you sleep and your voice also calms him down

big spoon ofc

cups your face out of no where sometimes and just starts kissing you because he wants to

when you guys have an argument, he’s a pretty stubborn guy so y’all will definitely be mad at each other for a while but eventually you both realize that it’s not you against him but rather both of you against the problem and you make up rather quickly

can get insecure so he needs you to constantly assure him that you love him and him only

facination with your thighs

i mean he LOVES them no matter if they’re skinny or thick he will worship ur thighs no like other man

when you’re having a bad day he’ll hug you from behind with his hands around your waist and asks if you want to talk about it

he’s a dork so you guys will be laughing about the most random stuff sometimes

sleeps shirtless w you at night

my mans is around 6’3 so i doubt any of y’all would be taller than him LOL but he loves the height difference between y’all even if it’s not a major one and thinks ur the cutest thing ever

nsfw

whew get ready for this ✋✋

okay with the fact that jean is literally 6’3 in season 4 and the big dick energy he carries around, i just KNOW he’s packing

probably like 6.5-7 inches

is a switch

when he’s dominant he loves seeing you all flustered while he’s making you feel good

has a praise kink so expect a lot of praising from him and also try to make sure that you praise him too so he knows you’re enjoying it

when he’s submissive though...

will groan, moan, and whimper for you while pleading you to keep making him feel good

when you’re riding him, he likes to keep his hands on your waist as he watches you bounce up and down

is a gentleman will try to make you cum at least twice before he rails you

his stamina is pretty good and prefers one long round rather than multiple short ones

i feel like his favorite position is doggy style honestly

is the type of say things like

“god you feel so good”

“fuck just like that”

“take it like a good girl/boy”

“you’re so beautiful”

his aftercare is pretty decent like if you both are tired he’ll just lay there for a few minutes and then clean you both up but will prob pass out soon later

the type to throw his head back and moan

grabs your hair when you’re giving him head and will thrust in your mouth

sends you videos of him nutting and moaning your name when he misses you and you aren’t able to see him

def the type to send you nudes where he’s sitting down in a chair in front of a mirror while kind of leaning back and holding his erect dick; and he would look SO good while doing so

likes to give you hickies on your inner thighs; bc of his thigh obsession duh

likes to cum on your boobs

all in all, jean is a goofy but very loving boyfriend in a relationship 🥰

𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐔𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇!

🪽 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ how aot men would treat their himbo incubus! ~

·˚ ◌༘͙[featuring] ! ˊ 𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍, 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍, 𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈, 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑

cw — ftm!reader. lots of rough sex. dumbification. overstimulation. breeding to the max. size kink. spanking. masochism(?) oral sex. throat fucking. cumshot. multiple orgasms.

◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ author’s note! : i made this while violently down horrendous for aot men jfc i was possessed anyways! this will be my last post as im going on a trip soon, so enjoy! 🎀

₊˚ෆ 𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑

to be blunt, eren can be a bit of a meanie! after all, you came at such a poor time. the man was too busy jerking off to whatever porn he found, desperately trying to get himself off when you came and ruined his orgasm. as if you weren’t enough of a nuisance, you proceeded to act dumb in front of an annoyed and furiously horny eren. you’re sweet babbling came to a rude halt once the brunette grabbed you by the waist and threw you onto your stomach while you faced the end of the bed. you couldn’t get a word in before you felt something pry at your soaked pussy, turning your head to see your mortal host push himself inside of you and violently snapping his hips against yours. it was only the beginning of his frustrated tirade on your poor cunt, maybe you should’ve shut your mouth or be a little more considerate of your hosts!

“h-hah..eren! g-gentle!—“ you whined like a bitch in heat, only to be met with another harsh smack on your bare ass that was littered in eren’s handprints. you couldn’t help but look back through puffy, wet eyes at the mortal who was fucking you with such ferocity. a green eyed glare made you turn away in embarrassment, before a hand forced you to face him again. god, the way he looked at you could easily rival every man you stole an orgasm from. “e-eren..” you moaned, earning you a hard snap from his hips as he leaned closer to you. the smell of cigarettes still lingered around him.

“who’s fault is it that you got yourself in this mess? hm? not me. now shut up and take my cock like a good little incubus..”

₊˚ෆ 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍

secretly (not really tho), jean adores your naivety. even more so knowing exactly what you are, i mean, how can a literal sex demon be so stupid? a question he’ll never get answers to, but why matter? not when you finally find him in a state of carnal desire. jean will never forget your cute dumb face once you saw his hard cock out in full fuckin’ glory. he was huge, so huge, you struggled to take in his girth. pathetic kitty licks ‘n kisses on his leaking tip to helplessly grinding on his length, it only turned him on even more. enough to where you already completed your task, and yet here you were, continuously pumped full of his cum inside your ruined cunt. the best part? jean wasn’t gonna stop anytime soon, not until you stop making that stupid fucked out face that only gets him hard all over again!

seven rounds later and he still was nowhere near done. your incubus mark that rested on your womb glowed furiously in a hot pink shade, signifying your pleasure and satisfaction with your host. jean knew damn well of this, but continued to fuck you cum filled cunt as a pace only a rabbit could possibly do. “jean..! i-i can’tttt! too much! ah!” you babbled through drool soaked lips, only to be silenced by a sloppy kiss from him. he couldn’t even kiss you properly while being pussydrunk beyond oblivion. lifting you head, you watched in awe at the sight of jean stuffing your pussy full of cock, a small bump in your womb from how many times he creampied you.

“stay with me baby, i know you can take another one in you..you’re doing such a good job f’me love. shit..!”

₊˚ෆ 𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍

the short and sweet of this man is how little he takes your bullshit. trying to get a good night sleep was difficult enough with your constant whining for attention. you were waiting for a chance to get your cunt pounded by the mortal, only to see him trying to go to sleep instead. however, your efforts weren’t in vain, as levi shot up and yanked you over his lap. you could feel his dick growing harder and harder in his pants as he tore off your flimsy thong that barely covered shit. a calloused hand came down on your bare ass, a sharp smack! startled you as your body jolted forwards only to be pulled back roughly by levi. hit after hit, the pain became an intoxicating pleasure as your cunt soaked itself in arousal, your painfully swollen clit begging to be touched. unfortunately, levi wasn’t the easiest to falter.

smack! a yelp tore out of your sore throat followed by a weak whine, the stinging pain slowly numbing your ass before you were forced back down to earth by another harsh strike. “no..no more..! hurts t-too mu—“ SMACK! another strike startled you from your rambling, almost falling off of levi’s lap where he pulled you up roughly by the tail and secured you tightly. you didn’t have to look at him to know how fed up he was with you antics, or how aroused he was. you wanted so badly for him to just have his way with you, spitting you open and bruising your insides. a tinge of regret only grew bigger as his painfully obvious boner poked at your thigh. fuck, he was hung down there, if only you just behaved yourself!

“what’s the matter? quit squirming like a brat and sit the fuck still. you asked for this.”

₊˚ෆ 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐍

did you piss of this literal giant on purpose? maybe, and what’s wrong with that? infiltrating a wet dream of him getting sucked off by some rando he found hot, fusing reality with fantasy until it abruptly ended before he could cum. you couldn’t help but giggle at poor reiner, well, until he forced you onto your knees and finished the damn job himself. it didn’t matter how many cocks you’ve swallowed, you struggled to take reiner’s full length as he mercilessly fucked your throat inch by inch until your nose was touching his pubic hairs. the stretch of his girth had your throat and mouth stuffed full until you couldn’t utter a word out. don’t think he’ll stop there either! the moment his dick twitches, he’ll pull out and cum all over that pretty face of yours. such an erotic sight gets him hard all over again, only this time, he’ll breed your throat full.

“atta boy. putting that mouth to good fucking use after that stunt you pulled..don’t worry, i’m not even close to done.”

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Omg jean 🤯

NSFW HCS + my personal jean sex headcanons

CONTENT WARNINGS + afab reader, smut, mature language, explicit adult content, general submissive/dominant behavior, teasing, pet names, praise, lingerie, somnophilia, thigh riding, oral sex, nudes, edging, aftercare

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Pet names/praise. Jean drills into you, hands on the backs of your knees to push your legs in the air further. “My pretty girl, pretty fucking doll.” He whispers, lips on your neck so that he can feel your pulse jumping under your skin. Your moans hit his ear perfectly from this angle. “So good. You’re so tight, baby girl. So perfect for me.” Endless praises and pet names exit Jean’s mouth. He’s so lost to the sensations of your pussy at this point and he’s got no fucking clue what he’s saying, just letting his brain empty so that he can focus on fucking you into oblivion. You gush around him for the billionth time as he fucks orgasm after orgasm out of you, drilling you for all the cum in your body. “God, I love you.” He’s so passionate when he’s got you tightly held in a mating press like this. Jean can’t help himself. His balls constrict as he pours his cum into your sopping cunt and he’s sure that you can feel him pouring his love into you as well.

Lingerie. Call him old-fashioned all you want but the way you look at him, his eyes bore into yours as you stand at the doorway. Jean’s eyes rake over your body and lingers on the pretty pink strips of lace fabric. His dick swells in his pants at the thought of you picking this outfit out and wearing it just for him and him alone. “You know how much I love you, right?” He asks as you move to sit on his lap and straddle his waist. Jean’s arms wrap around your waist to hug you close. He kisses all over your sexy body, covering as much exposed skin in his love as possible.

Somnophilia. You let out small snores next to your boyfriend. Jean had tucked you into bed just minutes ago after you told him how tired you were from your classes. “Get some rest, baby.” He kisses your forehead, wanting you to rest more than anything. He sighs as he gets into bed with you. Jean soon realizes that he lied to himself when he said that he’d be content with letting you rest and getting himself off that night but you should really see yourself. You pulled your clothes off and left them in a pile at the foot of the bed, nothing but panties cupping your pussy. Jean cranes his neck to see your soft folds spilling out of the thin fabric and can’t help himself. Without disturbing you, as best he can, your boyfriend cuddles up next to you and slips his hardening dick between your velvet thighs. He kisses your neck lightly and groans when he feels the wet silkiness of your sex on his length. He ruts his hips between your legs, grunting and moaning shamelessly. Not even a full minute passes before his cum is spurting on the other side of your body and staining the sheets. Jean looks down at you to check that you’re still undisturbed. He kisses your forehead and comes down quickly. “My good girl,” He coos in your ear.

Thigh riding. His giving nature makes it so easy for him to sit you on his lap. A few minutes pass and before you know it, his palm is on your waist and he’s moving your body along the length of his jean-clad leg. Before you know it, Jean’s hand is stationary on your body. You’re moving on your own and using his body like a toy. He fucking loves it. “That’s right, baby girl. Get yourself off on my thigh. So shameless of you.”

Oral. Jean is a big pleaser, genuinely gets off when he knows that you’ve gotten off. “So good.” Your boyfriend mutters through a mouthful. With his tongue probing your entrance and lips curling around your clit, he still manages the dirtiest words. “You taste so fucking good, pretty girl.” His nickname for you on his voice forces another gush out of you to drench the bottom half of his face. A wet smile greets you. Jean tsks as you try to squirm out of his grasp, big palms wrapping around your plush thighs to keep your sex securely lined up with his nonstop mouth. “Come on, baby. Just one more.” You nod your empty head as he gets back to work but he’s said one more time to you at least four or five times.

Nudes. He gets so flustered when you send him stuff while he’s at work. Jean’s face visibly flushes when he’s at work. Everyone around him sees him take a look at his phone and then shove it back into his pocket, silently wishing that his brightness had been further down. “I’m fine, really. It’s nothing.” He lies, sucking in harsh breaths. Jean manages to think of something to excuse himself from his meeting and sneaks away to the bathroom. He whips his phone out and lets his eyes scan the photo that you’ve spontaneously sent him. “Fuck,” He mutters under his breath. Jean runs his fingers through his hair, about to do something shameless – something that he hasn’t felt the need to do since he was a teenager. His eyes rake over your naked form, a body that he’s seen countless times but never seems to fail to get him hard in his slacks. Jean could see you naked a thousand times and still cum just as hard as he did the first time he caught himself jerking off to you.

Edging. Jean jerks off to the nudes that you’ve sent him all the time. His fist stops working at his cock right as he’s about to blow his load all over the bathroom stall door. Can’t, tells himself. He could never cum without you – won’t let himself. “Fucking shit.” He curses under his breath. When he’s going solo, Jean likes to save his cum for you, likes to pump you full of his cum and leave it into your tummy to hold safe and sound. You know what torture it is for him too, bringing himself to the edge over and over again… making himself feel so good and always denying his body full gratification.

Aftercare. Your mushy brain has you on cloud nine, unable to move. You just pant and stare into space, Jean’s load spilling out of you to dirty the sheets beneath your tired body. He leaves a kiss on your lips, breath hurrying out of them, before heading to the bathroom to get a warm towel so that he can clean you up. His every touch is so sweet, so gentle with his baby girl. It always surprises you that he can be so gentle so soon after having you bent and twisted in the wildest positions, cock fucking deep into your cervix. “It’s okay.” Your boyfriend coos into your ear, towel smoothing over your tired and pliant skin. “I’m gonna take good care of you, love.” And he always keeps his promise. Once the two of you are cleaned up as best as he can do, Jean cuddles into your side and wraps and arm securely around your waist as he listens to your silent breathing until the two of you drift off into well-earned sleep.

Soft Bf Jean Headcanons

.Loves to use his height to his advantage, like LOADS. .Will purposefully lean down over you very slowly while talking to you to put you off or distract you from what you're saying, .Will defo pull this trick when he's being told off for something. .Most likely he will have made a mess in you're bathroom experimenting with all your expensive products. ."sorry they all looked so nice especially that pink lip mask" .Very secure in his masculinity (in private) .Loves to do skincare on nights he stays over at yours and begs for you to bring all your stuff when you stay over. .But as soon as you bring the subject up around the friend group, denial is a river Egypt. ."Nah guys I don't do that girly stuff she just forces me." .Gym rat fo'sure, I mean how do you think he gets that physic. Hello!! .Begs you to come along so he can train you, will make a long list of promises if you keep refusing. Even offers to pay for your membership if you don't have one .If you do finally agree to come along he gets so hyped. Like matching outfits, makes you a drink of your choosing the works. .Literally grinning from ear to ear the whole work out session. .Is extra touchy showing you how to do things properly. ."no you're doing it wrong doll here" *runs his hand down from the top of your neck down to the small of your back* all to adjust your posture .Disgustingly sweaty after the workout but doesn't give one, hugs you tightly anyways.

Okie that's all for now xoxo