crylomorph - CRYL𖤐M𖤐RPH
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I DIED IN A SAFE ROON WTF

I DIED IN A SAFE ROON WTF

playing resident evil 2

the game just forced me to switch difficulty to "assisted" because im THAT shit

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1 year ago

oh man i hate this part *starts screaming in pain as i begin to pull a spear out of the pocket dimension in my eye*

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The Eliksni pauses a moment, pondering. He sighs, and shrugs, unable to find a response.

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