Disney Vs. DeSantis Is So Funny Because It's Like. Neither Side Even Wanted To Get Into This. Here's

Disney vs. DeSantis is so funny because it's like. Neither side even wanted to get into this. Here's how it's supposed to go: Politician does something stupid. Corporation disavows politician after public pressure. Politician disavows the disavowing. Nothing changes for either party.

But then the Florida governor got stars in his eyes. He saw an opportunity to bolster his standing before the presidential primary. He wanted to be the one who took on The Mouse and won. So in retaliation he decides he's going to tear down the decades-old agreement Disney uses to govern Disney World's district.

And just like that, Disney's batshit insane legal department turns towards Florida like the Eye of Sauron spotting the ring at Mount Doom. They smell lost profit. They smell blood.

Disney will use any and every strategy they've accumulated over the last century of lobbying congress and DeSantis can't back down lest he admit Mickey Mouse beat his ass. He's lost control of Disney World's district even more than he already did. Now he's getting sued.

This all started because Disney was pressured into backtracking their political contributions to Florida and disavowing the Don't Say Gay law. Now they're fighting for something they actually care about: their profit margin. Disney is not an ally to queer people and they're an enemy to progressives, but damn am I rooting for them to keep humiliating the greater evil for the time being. This is high comedy.

I'm gonna say it, we were ROBBED of Li Yunxiang with his hair down. >:[

Artists,,,, I kindly ask for your renditions of what he looks like ;-; /nf /lh

Same energy, change my mind

(LMK)Hao Yang HC's (that are technically just facts abt him since I made him lmao)

He has never been with anyone romantically before Wukong! He had no idea what romantic attraction even was until PIF explained it to him

Him and PIF are basically siblings and in certain situations he calls her jiejie and she calls him didi, it's super cute and wholesome but they both won't do it in front of certain people (namely the TLT, since they have reputations to keep and the kids can be RUTHLESS)

Yang sometimes took the time to visit Nezha when he was guarding the map just to check in, Nezha denies this ever happened

His eyes do that thing where if you point a light at them in the dark it looks like they glow and he accidentally spooked Macaque once

Glamoured, he's super short. Like he's taller than MK at most. but completely unglamoured he's taller than everyone, even DBK. Half glamoured he's as tall as Sandy!

He ain't autistic coded. He's just straight up got the tism. And we love him for that 💖

He canNOT see. If it's super bright out, the most he can see is blobs. But if it's dim to pitch black, he can see everything super clear--think like a night vision potion from Minecraft. It works out well for his hatred of overhead lights.

He used to have a habit of biting everything he came across, kinda like how sharks will bite something to see if it's food. Thanks to PIF and Wukong, he grew out of that