Chelle I Will Give You More, The Child Owns My Soul Now.

Chelle I will give you more, the child owns my soul now.

Dont be shy, have some more!

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Dont be shy, have some more!

saiki k + invader zim = Invader Iki

hey you mind if i draw stuff for this? (side note i have like a bunch of doodles already done lol)

I am hereby accepting my role as an AU creator.

Height was something very special in Iki's culture. It defined who you are as a person.

It was what decided your social standing. It didn't matter if you were smart or if you were very athletic... or if you had powerful abilities that made you better than the others.

For a space culture that specified on war and conquest, their latest leaders were the worst yet.

The 'Almighty Tallest' as they called themselves did nothing but laze around and eat and order baseless destruction instead of thinking strategically and conquering planets with the materials they needed.

'They would probably die because they wanted stay in a straight course instead of going around a damn Florpus.'

Iki always wished to be tall in order to bring his kind to greatness.

There was only one problem.

Iki was the shortest of them all.

Aight AU I made a long time ago when I was rlly into IZ and first found Saiki K. but I wanna revive it so let's gooooooo bitch!

So if it's not obvious enough Iki is about an inch shorter than Zim.

In this AU Saiki has more control over his powers since he tried to climb the social ladder by training to become his abilities to be more powerful, every waking moment. That obviously failed because (...Um what were they called again... IRKEN! Yes I remembered it I didn't Google it, definitely, I can guarantee I didn't) of the Irken Hierarchy.

He still keeps them secret tho.

He is sent to earth with Zim (Iki: Please kill me) and given his own malfunctioning Sir unit called... Wait for it... AMP BITCHES!

(Amp doesn't act like Gir though, he's still arrogant as fuck.)

Once sent to earth, he fixes their disguises because why the fuck do you think these will fuckin work?

(Amp = Cat btw)

From what I remember, Zim speaks broken English because of the computer...?

Well guess wut, here comes Saiki with the we're from fuckin Japan excuse and das why he looks Japanese.

(I feel so fuckin' proud of this and I'm not even done)

Once Saiki starts piecing together the evidence that the tallest sent them here for no reason, he uses his powers to teleport to them invisibly in order to seek confirmation (and with comedic timing arrives as they start talking about it.)

Once confirmed, he stops every project he had slowly yet effectively my destroying the planet and just starts chilling (I.e eating coffee jelly in the background while Zim and Dib keep fighting.)

It comes to the point where Dib regularly makes deals with Saiki in order to tell the human Zim's latest plan.

Dib: I brought the limited time 10 coffee jelly pack...

Saiki: *rubs his fingers together*

Dib: Fine, I also brought the coffee ice cream. Now do we have a deal?

Saiki: Deal, he's planning to blow up the mayor's office tomorrow night. Here's the guide book for the bomb, the defusing sequence should be inside somewhere.

I wanna hug the rat child He probably has PTSD, depression and anxiety. Yo, found family tropers, where you at?! Also get the child some therapy pls