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“I inherited my moms anger” “i inherited my dads coldness” well i inherited my grandmas spooky glowing red skull amulet and my towns has seen nothing but locusts swarms and floods since

proof that i'm a transmutation wizard, actually

Dragon lineage over generations

please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

What is even the difference between an Elf and a High Elf?

sorry for not streaming its just that ive been chased around by 3,000 large swarming beetles every day

he was bugging me while i was making breakfast so i blasted him with eldritch lightning

5houghts on the minecraft movie teaser trailer?

I hope everyone involved with the film finds themselves stricken by the Pharaoh's curse and they all die within the span of 4 years

That first Polish-language encyclopedia was right about dragons. "It is hard to defeat a dragon, but you have to try." That is in fact a definition of "dragon" that cuts to the heart of the matter and covers all the essentials.

A dragon is something that A) is very hard to defeat and B) must be fought. That's it. That's all you really have to know when approaching the subject.

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

It would be cute to have Aurora and Miku interact <3

It’s a messy sketch, maybe I’ll do something better later

@bnuuwitch, @indiestsnake, @mystic-131 and @sqarletsworldlesswandering can I present to you the funniest idea I have gotten-

Imagine if the Duo encounters... the strongest thing of all...

The vacuum cleaner

Also any other silly headcanons for the duo, especially Edda?

Also lemme just *Places a tiny top hat on you*

look at me. so formal. gonna wear this to school

Edda has adhd. if u couldn’t tell. but yeah canon

she thinks out loud when she’s stressed. like her internal monologue becomes external and she just says whatever she’s thinking. this does amuse Aven

She’s also the type of person to ask a question and then immediately zone out and stare at u like o_o and then ask u to repeat

Aven’s scarf cannot run out of cloth. ever. No matter how much you loosen it it will just infinitely grow and grow and the amount around his neck will stay the same. the consequences of this fact are as dire as you wish them to be.

made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

Peace and love on the planet earth

I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.

Roll 1d20 every long rest, if you roll a 7 then the artificer has made another Useless Doohickey™

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU