Havent Spoken To Near In Some Time.. I Wonder How Hes Doing.

Haven’t spoken to Near in some time.. I wonder how he’s doing.

Near is taking all my love away.

I've always wondered what it's like being Matsuda's wife...how do you put up with him?

@yagami-raito0

Hey Light!!

Oh.. how I put up with him?

Well, seeing how you phrased that question, I can see that Matsuda might have annoyed you quite a bit in the past.

Well, I can put up with him because I understand him, and I’m also quite an annoying person myself.

When Matsuda does anything goofy, he asks me if it’s okay first, and I’ll help him to assess it.

We don’t argue over small things at all, and he’s not a very difficult person. He’s actually pretty easygoing.

Also, I’m not a person who complains often and scolds at people who annoy me all the time.

Instead, we solve problems together without making a fuss about it, like normal people would.

Matsuda’s brain actually works differently from society. I suspect he might be neurodivergent like I am, so that’s how we somehow get along with each other.

We.. also share a habit of oversharing.

So whenever one of us notices we are oversharing, we remind each other about it.

Kind of like two halves of a brain working together.

So, we literally can’t live without each other.

Oh yeah- and his crying.

He can be a bit emotional at times.

My solution is to cook him his FAVOURITE onion soup.

So yeah, that’s it!

Also if he annoys you too much tell me.

Err.. one more thing. Nobody's asked me anything except Light, Mello and Sasaki. How do I get more asks??

(@asktoutamatsuda)

Skill issue.

You need to work on finding more of your old friends and colleagues from before L fired you. ...Maybe Aizawa or.. Chief Yagami? I have no idea how many friends or colleagues you had but that works.

Ah, I’ve been pretty good!

Just talked to Misa (@ask-misa-misa) and asked her for help with Matsuda’s ask blog. Matsuda’s been quite a couch potato and he drinks out with his friends a lot. So he has barely done anything. Well, he did answer one ask today and I helped tie his hair for it but STILL. He did NOTHING ELSE. And NOBODY ELSE except some people we know have given him attention. I feel pretty bad for him, so do you have any suggestions?

Hey Matt!!!

It's Crystal! L's childhood friend. Since I was 6 years old, I've seen you and Mello when you guys were still babies. Mello (@ask-the-mafia-boy) told me all about you! So I'd like to ask a favour- can you help my skill issue husband Matsuda on his ask blog? (@asktoutamatsuda) Also, how have you been these days? Haven't seen you in a long time.

"Oh hey- I think I remember Darcii or Mello mentionin' you a couple times... Plus, uh, thanks for explainin' the whole situation earlier." *Matt scratches at his jaw, trying to find the words to say.*

"For asks? Not really sure, heh, I don't get many myself- I'd say use tags a lot I guess? And also promote, probably."

"I've been...pretty good, I guess, the whole Mello and me situation aside." *Matt looked at Crystal, tilting his head to the side.* "How have you been?"

Why don't you try and break natt and Mello up for being disgusting and sinful

Wait- what?? Why would I ever try to break them up?? That’s absolutely disrespectful. Did Jesus tell us to break up people?? Absolutely not!

What is wrong with people these days- just because you were Misa's bodyguard once they make a blog about you?? IMPERSONATING YOU, EVEN.

Guys I think someone is stalking me and taking lots of photos of me. I found these on the damn internet. What is going on