Why Are You Named Crystal

Why are you named crystal

Ah, why I'm named Crystal?

Well Crystal isn't my real name- it's an alias Uncle Roger Ruvie gave me. Uncle Roger doesn't really like kids, but I was his favourite kid back then because I am his goddaughter. He said something along the lines of me being "as precious as a crystal" to him. I still like using it because I grew up with it. You can check out my real name on my straw page!

Nahh I don't think it will sully his mind haha~ L and I passed each other funny notes in class many times, back in the Wammy's House. His brain is still sharp as ever! Good times!

Hey L!

Could you do me a favour and just proofread this document here? Near said it's very important. https://tinyurl.com/lore-drop

“If Near says it’s important then of course —

Oh. Is — is this some kind of joke? I don’t get it, could you explain it to me—? Why is this man dancing and signing of any relevance? I don’t understand?”

- a very confused L.

Ah, they're called memes. Very popular amongst kids these days. I had nothing better to do- so I even made one myself, with our cat Mimi.

Hey L!

Could you do me a favour and just proofread this document here? Near said it's very important. https://tinyurl.com/lore-drop

“If Near says it’s important then of course —

Oh. Is — is this some kind of joke? I don’t get it, could you explain it to me—? Why is this man dancing and signing of any relevance? I don’t understand?”

- a very confused L.