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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

every episode of The Boys

homelander: i am going to brutally murder everyone you have ever loved if you don’t make everyone pay attention to me

frenchie: oui oui mon coeur my childhood was extremely traumatic. i would die for you hughie

MM: butcher this is the last time……………. then i’m Out For Good

butcher: croikey blimey bollocks on a wagon i’m gonna kill someone against everyone’s wishes and upset hughie. cunt

hughie: i am so terrified. i have peed my pants 3 times consecutively, but i have to sacrifice myself to save my girlfriend and some random extras from evil superman so i can return home and dissociate

maeve: (lying) i’m not helping u. ur on ur own

reblog to give more people the chance for one last boop!

To me, honestly, the biggest thing Tumblr has going for itself is the fact that no one uses it.

Originally I was thinking, in terms of "why do I use Tumblr and not other sites?" that the thing going for it is that it's a Post Anonymous Bullshit site. And this is true, and important, but also Tumblr isn't the only Post Anonymous Bullshit site.

I think the key power that Tumblr holds over me is that it's the Post Anonymous Bullshit site that no one uses.

And the reason that's so clutch is because of how much safety it adds. No matter what kind of office or acquaintance small-talk spirals into the direction of social media, which, perhaps in an unthinking moment, causes you to mention you use Tumblr. Even if your conversation partner acts interested in this detail, they won't follow you. Twitter? Tiktok? Fuck man, the person could whip out their phone on the spot and look you up. Tumblr? No way in hell. They'd have to download an app. Make an account. Check it regularly? Just to see you posting "happy fuck him flat friday"? No.

And on the absolute off chance this person does have a Tumblr, and does follow you, well they probably have all the same problems you do that's led them to be active on this site in 2023 so you should be pretty safe in a very girl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament kind of way.

i want you all to know none of you were annoying or weird, i loved all your boops <3

Tumblr users, all tuckered out after a long day of boops

Tumblr feels so different without the boops

Instagram: if you like anything other than my latest 3 posts I'm gonna assume you're a stalker or a spammer and block you >:(

Twitter: someone private quote retweeted my post, I guess I have a hater now

Tumblr: I have 24 hours to mass spam the notifications of anyone who crosses my sight, and with god as my witness, I will do just that and they will like it

Pin for survivors

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

I see a boop button I boop it... Sorry not sorry

Tumblr, 1 April 2024

even after this goes away i want my mutuals to know i'm always giving you a little boop

i cannot be held accountable for how many times i boop you!!!! i am having too much fun to be bothered!!!!

If you super boop me and i dont super boop back, i promise its just cause im on mobile

everyone on this hell site:

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

Tumblr rn

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

Boops for you. Boops for me. Boops for everyone (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *⋆⭒˚｡⋆