Cuntyamericano - Sarah-alise

i stg if lana del rey would walk into my louisiana small town coffeeshop im going to fucking have a seizure!!! i will be shaking, sobbing, falling onto the floor. it will be dramatic. i dont give a shit. ive been in love with this woman since i was 11 and if i saw her face-to-face, i would die. (probably not, im over-exaggerating. i would just be too stunned to speak so i would freeze up and cry.) i would suggest a butterbeer iced americano and i would pour my heart into that coffee. my hands would probably be shaking too much to even work the espresso machine. i love her so much.