I Sincerely Don't Know What's The Story Behind La Vie En Bonsai. At First I Thought This Was About A

i sincerely don't know what's the story behind la vie en bonsai. at first i thought this was about a mute girl, but as it's written, i don't see anything wrong about her disability, as a person who works with people with it.

BUT the thing is: it's a GREAT story. despite the topics not being my fav, i guess they made it lighter, funnier and great! i couldn't stop reading. i reached it through another fic and immediately knew this was a classic (i mean, 38k and namjoon + bonsais + a cute y/n? it's a perfect recipe!)

la vie en bonsai; knj

➸ pairing: kim namjoon x reader 

➸ summary: in a rare turn of events, kim namjoon thinks he’s finally found something he likes way more than bonsai trees - you. 

➸ genre: if you google <3 romantic comedy <3 this will be the first thing that pops up as a result; fluffier than the fluffiest cloud on a nice summer day; slow burn!! quite possibly the slowest burn to ever burn but it’s totally worth it; slice of life au?? i think that’s what it’s called; a touch of angst that’ll make your tummy turn for a little while; introducing new cast members such as cutie-pie deliveryboy!hobi and the ever exquisite bartender!taehyung 

➸ word count: 38k

♪ currently spinning on the record player; lover (slowed); taylor swift 

➸ trigger warning: there’s a written description of an anxiety attack in here, so if events of that nature make you uncomfortable, this is your heads up! you’re welcome to skip over it!! 

➸ a note from cee: 

listen, i know that no one usually reads these notes because they’re so long and lame, and you’re probably begging to me to shut the heck up and just get to the point, but please just bear with me for a little while longer because i wouldn’t be saying all of this if it wasn’t super important!! 

oh boy. here we are again! as some of you may know, it was november of last year that la vie en bonsai was first posted and it was november of last year that la vie en bonsai was subsequently taken down. first, i know that it’s taken me a while to come out with another big fic, so thank you for being patient with me. i really wanted to make sure that every little piece of this story was as perfect as it could possibly be. it’s pretty nerve-racking coming out with a big fic when i’ve just been writing short little drabbles for one whole year! secondly, it’s worth taking this opportunity to apologise once more for the atrocity that was the first version of la vie en bonsai. i was blinded by my own privilege and i wasn’t aware of the hurt that i caused towards the Deaf/HoH community - the absolute last thing i wanted was to make it seem like i was romanticising and using a very real disability as a plot device, to speak on behalf of a community that i am not apart of - and for that, i truly hope you can accept my apology. and if you cannot forgive me, that is completely understandable. i know i missed the mark. i know i screwed up. i know i could’ve handled the backlash more maturely. i’m sorry. finally, i wouldn’t even be writing this note if it weren’t for every single one of you. you guys have graciously given me a second chance, and for that, i am truly grateful. i just hope that this new, revamped version can show you that i hear every single one of you, that i’m trying my best to learn from my careless mistakes and that i’m trying my best to grow as a person. thank you for giving me the opportunity to make things right. 

so here it is, from me to you: la vie en bonsai, version two. 

enjoy.

anybody who knows namjoon is well aware of the fact that he’s a very well-organized, responsible, and punctual person 

but for the first time in his life

kim namjoon is running late.

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jungkook scenario | cold hands

➸ prompt: The heater broke and I’m freezing! Get over here!

➸ pairing: jungkook x reader

➸ requested by anon | 1.3k words | fluff

➸ warning: implied smut

Jungkook has cold hands.

But Jungkook also has mysterious ways of keeping you warm: with his breathy laughter, nose-scrunching smiles, frozen fingers linked in your own.

That’s why on a cold winter’s night, with snowflakes outside lit up by streetlights, you decide to call him. So you can hear his voice that heats up your heart.

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jungkook gives tHAT superhero vibes, right? i've already said i'm in love with spiderkoo, but this one caught my eye as well. the universe, despite the simplicity, was very well written and the characters have great personalities (i mean, y/n is such a badass). besides, i'd be angry to fuck up things with jk and what a great feeling must be throwing cars and destroying a city because you're upset, right?

Banter

Banter Ship: Superhero!Jungkook | Supervillain!Reader Description: Roommates!AU, Super!AU. Ironically, some of your best moments are with your archnemesis, the man who you literally fight every other day. But the two of you might be closer than you originally thought. Warnings: Intercourse, Fluff, Small Angst, Oral, Dirty Talk, Orgasm Denial, Dry Humping, Grinding, Kind of Cracky Word Count: 10,861

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i've read it a month ago and BLOODY HELL I LOVED IT I WANNA READ AGAIN my list is so full and i just came back to reblog and save it as one of my favorite plots ever cause namjoon plEASE do me a yoongi I BEG!!!!

android!yoongi

→ pairing: min yoongi x reader

→ genre: android!au becauSe for some reason android aus are popping up everywhere, the usual heaping serving of fluff and comedy, N S F W like reALLY nsfw i poPPED OFF this time i don’t know even know what happened,,, forgive me god for i have sinned, a n g s t, i definitely teared up a little writing this because i was listening to kim bum soo’s i miss you and it made me 100x more emo

→ trigger warnings: this does get a little intense! beware!! 

→ wordcount: 24k like that bruno mars song

→ note: um,,,,, this is literally 24k+ words i don’t even know what to say,,, how did i write so much without realising???? but ya a lot of android aus have been popping up on my dashboard and i’m seeing a lot of android!jungkook but i feLt like android!yoongi was more fitting?? aLso thank u so much for the love n support for ceo!yoongi i 100% was not expecting it to get as many likes and reblogs as it did so you guys are truly the best!!!!!!!! anyways i had a loT of fun writing this and i hope u guys like android!yoongi as much as i do :-))) 

pst if u wanna talk to android yoongs u know what to do ;-) 

(gif isn’t mine!) ((i had such a hard time choosing a gif because he looks so boyfriend-y in all of them but i ended up going with this one because at one point in the fic he feeds u with chopsticks)) 

(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))

“oh, absolutely fucking not.”

“y/n, please.”

“no.”

“pLEASE”

“namjoon, no!!!!” you slam your fork down on the table and clear your throat when you get a couple glances from other customers near you

“c’mon, why not???”

“i have a life!! i’m not going to babysit a robot-“

“it’s a humanoid android. actually the professional term for it is a human mind model adaptive super android.”

“right, i’m not going to babysit a roBOT for you because you wanna see if you can make a profit selling weird robot slaves.”

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hi! For the I love you scenario,,, Yoongi, fluff, + 82 please!

Author's note: thanks for sending this! so this is the drabble where your fuck buddy Yoongi confesses his feelings for you. enjoy <3

Pairing: Yoongi / You

Prompt: Yoongi + 82: "I was in the neighbourhood."

Genre: fluff

Word count: 1.8k

gif creds to: @jiminiminii

"Fancy seeing you here?" you say to Yoongi who is across the street from you.

You just came from the shop and so with you is a paper bag, carrying it over your chest. It was only a few blocks from your place and while walking idly, you didn't realize that Yoongi had called your name earlier.

Wearing a white shirt and black shorts and some sliders, he's exactly the description of the word comfy right now. You don't know what keeps you so drawn into him because you couldn't stop staring. Realizing this, you look away.

If you stare further at his buff arms, his hands that are in his shorts pockets, his damp black hair and his necklace, his bracelets and earrings, you'd get sucked again and again into him. And it's dangerous to do that. Purely because you promised yourself you wouldn't do it anymore. Once it starts again, you're afraid that you wouldn't be able to stop or more likely, you wouldn't want it to stop. You wouldn't want to stop sleeping with him.

Yoongi checks left and right for any incoming cars and when it's clear, he leisurely ambles to you and walks beside you. "I was in the neighbourhood."

It's been weeks since you last saw Yoongi and to be honest, seeing him again, you don't know if that helps with the moving on stage at all. It's silly, really, that you're calling this time with yourself 'moving on' when Yoongi was never yours—he's simply your fuck buddy and you were his. But that's in the past already because you decided to tell him that you needed a break.

Things were getting complicated. You were catching feelings for the person who just happened to satisfy your needs. You were falling. And that is a very risky game to play, especially when it's with Min Yoongi, known to be a player, known as a chick magnet, known as someone who does not like to be tied down. Which is why when you started to get attached, when feelings started to resurface, when you've cried over him already, you knew it had to stop.

The sex is amazing every time, yes, but the conversations that came afterwards and the text messages between you two are the things that made you get to know who he was as a person. The feelings and sensations that you craved of him whenever he kissed your lips, whenever he breathed in your ears as he thrusted himself in you, whenever he moaned your name, whenever he held your hand as you both fell asleep deep in the night and whenever he says thank you to you after you spend time with each other—all of these were alarming to you.

Usually, when you fuck around with a guy, you were pretty good at detaching and separating your heart from your body's needs. You were good with having casual sex without any strings attached. But with Yoongi? It's been different. He's not even the type of guy you usually go for when you date but after being in the uni's badminton squad together, things just sort of happened after a club night. And it happened again. Until you both agreed to do the casual thing since you're both needing a distraction anyway.

This went on for about six months. Six months of good sex with Yoongi. He treats you like a goddess in bed and does you so good that it was so difficult to plug away from this arrangement. But now, you've been having a predicament. You've neglected your feelings before but now they're all clear. You do want a serious relationship but Yoongi has always said that he's not up for commitments.

So what did you do? You asked for a break and he gave it to you. Not only that, you've ghosted him as well even in normal text messages because guaranteed you won't be able to help yourself and flirt with him again.

Even though you'll have no sex life with this break, even though you'll be dry and won't be able to satisfy yourself whenever you feel aroused and horny because there's no Yoongi eating you out or putting his dick inside you, it's alright. It's the right thing to do in order to avoid being hurt. You'll have to rid of your feelings and wipe it all out and move on from someone who's emotionally not yours and will never be.

Yoongi sees your paper bag full of fruits and the lid of almond milk peeping. "Here, let me carry that for you," he offers as he places his hands underneath the bag, fingertips brushing with yours.

This makes you swallow nervously, electricity running through your veins with the return of physical contact between you two. And it makes you miss him because Yoongi's always been a genuine nice guy and always been a gentleman that sometimes it's hard to believe that he's not the commitment type of guy, that he's the casual fucking around guy. It's weird to feel this way, to feel so hung up on a person who would never see you as more than his friend with benefit.

"Did you go training?" he asks once he has taken the grocery bag and walks beside you, matching with your pace. Before, you always go to the 7pm training and he's there as well. Before, you two would train hard with the team and afterwards, you'd sneak into the locker rooms, sweaty and tired but not tired enough to have a little session in the shower cubicles. You'd go down on him while hot water falls on you both.

Before, you would try all sorts of things, would be adventurous with each other when it comes to public sex but now, now everything's changed. You'd now go to the 7am training so you wouldn't see him because you know he can't wake up early. Yoongi and mornings don't go together.

"I went to the 7am one," you admit and his eyes turn surprised at this. "Yeah," you say awkwardly.

No one in the team knows about you and Yoongi, though you've both been teased a lot by the others, particularly Jimin, Jungkook and Hoseok. During the 7am sessions, it's Hoseok who goes with you.

Jimin sometimes attends when he wakes up but he and Jungkook are mostly on the 7pm training with Yoongi since they're all night owls. And it's with Hoseok that you gathered some information that was very surprising.

He asked you once if you like Yoongi to which you denied. Then, he responded, looked up at you while tying his shoe laces. "Too bad. I think he likes you."

You feigned a nonchalant laugh. "Please, Yoongi's not the serious relationship kind of guy."

Standing up, Hoseok shrugged. "Hmm, I don't know. I always see him looking at you though and I always hear him talk about you to Jimin and Jungkook." Then he walked off to the court.

You've thought about what he said and then brushed it off. That was nothing, you told yourself. You've been overthinking his actions to you and then you concluded that you were probably making a fool out of yourself for assuming and jumping into conclusions. The relationship between you and Yoongi is sexual, not romantic. The relationship between you and Yoongi is not even a relationship; it's friendship. For him.

With a couple more houses before you reached yours, number 9, you reach out for your paper bag and he carefully transfers it to your hold. "Thanks," you mumble and smile slightly.

Advancing towards your lawn to your front door, you turn to him to say bye and see you at the social club on Friday when he speaks first and beats you. "I miss you," is what escapes Yoongi's lips.

He said it with his deep and low voice, one that reminds you of his raspy and sleepy voice in the dawn when he asks you to stay with him for awhile before you have to go back to your place. And to be honest, that's part of the things that confused you—when he started to ask you to stay for a bit as he embraces you and settles on the side of your neck while his slender, long fingers drew lazy circles on your stomach.

You didn't question it though. Instead, you learned to love it. Instead, you learned to want it, you learned to anticipate it because you did want to be held by someone who you trusted and learned to love. 

With a bemused expression, you sigh, knowing that he must want you again even though you clearly told him that you're taking a break. "What's this again, Yoongi?"

"I want you—" he answers, bold and confident.

"I told you I want a break."

"—to be my girlfriend."

This, you did not expect. At this, you you become dazed as your lips part and blink.

Yoongi's nervous hands in his pocket fidgets and he takes them out and thinks of something else to save him from embarrassment when you stayed silent. "Just kidding," he lightly laughs, though he's definitely gutted inside and crushed like those characters from a video game that got wrecked. "Unless?"

Now, you are even more confused at his antics. You know this slang, since you both send each other memes from before and talk in Twitter language. God, Yoongi is making your head spin right now. And making you irritated.

Smacking him playfully on his arm, you glare at him before turning round to face your door. Just then, he catches your elbow and makes you twist back round, "Wait. I'm serious."

"But you said you're not the type to commit," you shoot back at him.

"That was until I met you. I would not commit to others. But you? I would love to commit only to you."

You resist a goofy smile forming on your face from his confession. Heart beating right out of your chest, you tell him, "I want you, too."

Yoongi's brows soften, and he smiles like a cat, his glossy and pale cheeks puffs up. Apologizing, you continue really quickly, "Sorry if I said I want a break. It's because I've caught feelings for you and also sorry for ghost—"

Cupping the sides of your face, he dives in to kiss your lips, shutting you up. He moves gently and passionately with this kiss. The romantic kind of kiss that has your stomach feeling warm and fuzzy, with fireworks and butterflies altogether. This kiss has you smiling and giggling as you kiss him back.

Both breathless afterwards, your hand holds the door knob on your back as you gaze at him and declare, "We should go inside."

Yoongi grins, biting his lower lip.

"Just kidding," you add brightly and then teasingly, you raise an eyebrow. "Unless?"

SPIDERKOOK IS BACK! i absolutely adore spiderkoo scenarios, and i know i’ll probably never get over. this one, specifically, had that pretty good built slow burn and great characters development and even personalities - that strong y/n, i can feel the gwen vibes! besides, i could feel the main characters chemistry, the love they already had for each other practically dripping through words, from their gestures and conversations. despite the fact that’s an explored plot, you made it new again, so thanks for writing! 

—the love bug. (m)

⟶ pairing: jungkook x reader

⟶ genre: spiderman!jungkook + fluff / smut

⟶ words: 20,649 (sorry)

⟶ rating: 18+

⟶ summary: every night, jungkook puts on the red mask and flings himself confidently into perilous danger; but that same heart of steel that fuels his will and spirit seems to fail him whenever it comes to you 

⟶ warnings: coarse language, mild violence, jungkook is really shy and cute and dumb bc he’s so smitten, also jungkook’s butt in spandex is nice, needy/clingy sex, oral sex (fem!receiving), face riding, fingering, riding, missionary, unprotected sex

⟶ disclaimer: this is a repost of a fic i had on my old blog! 

You see Jungkook every night without fail.

When the sun has set below the distant horizon and plunges the world into a formidable darkness, driving most ordinary civilians to seek shelter in their homes, he stumbles into the café tucked cozily on the corner of a busy street in Lower Manhattan. The concrete city is still very much alive in a harmonious mix of sirens and the hum of cars but is subdued, muffling under the night sky and is most susceptible at this time to misconduct. Usually, at this point of night, the café you work at is nearly empty, save for a few stragglers that huddle tiredly at certain round tables. Most times, these are students from the university you attend just around the bend, whose weary eyes peer over the laptop in front of them as they meticulously work on an essay due the next morning, only fueled by the cup of coffee next to them.

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