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Don’t worry guys, I’ve got it. Get your fireworks and party ready!!

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Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

Two steps ahead.

Dipper was two steps ahead.

ive found that when i say “save me [x character] save me” im usually saying it about a character that has gone through something similar to what im currently going through (ie saying Save me arthur morgan when i’m coughing horribly) and it dawned on me recently that it’s essentially the same as praying to saints for intercession

Same man I was before

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

convinced no one actually reads posts on here

ok feeling a new level of vertigo and nausea and my hands are shaking just trying to hold my phone. can my body not do that it’s scary I don’t like it very much

for how many Americans own guns you would think you could aim. But no of fucking course not

LATER

YES i know 9/11 was yesterday but i did all this and forgot to upload on time

(insert that family guy scene) 9...

Why do so many Americans have gun but none of you can aim?

Missing trump a second time somehow

framed

scene redraw/style test

i don’t think he clicked through

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I feel like all of tumblr got hit by this one a bit

oh you were in gifted classes as a kid? cool

anyway how's the praise kink treating you?

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

whats going on with miku

Love it when someone snarls in my country

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Oh to feel someone snarl into my country. Grab my hips and growl into my pussy as they eat me out, pupils blown wide with lust as they hungrily take what's theirs

Oh to feel someone snarl into my country. Grab my hips and growl into my pussy as they eat me out, pupils blown wide with lust as they hungrily take what's theirs

i watch baseball for the side quests