I'm Continuing To Cat Your Vulcan.

I'm continuing to cat your vulcan.

In fact I'm designing the skeletal anatomy of just how cat your fucking vulcan is.

If you like this, check out the whole ass comic I'm making that has lots of kitty cat Spock!

Spirmk

Things That Have Definitely Happened on the Enterprise Part II

Uhura rewrote the computer code in Sulu’s bathroom dispenser to dispense saline solution instead of mouthwash 

Bones and his poker night group saved the ship from a tyrannical alien entity who arrogantly agreed to free the crew if they could beat him at “such a simple and primitive game”

Chekov broke a knob on the helm console and tried to hide it  

Sulu saw him do this and said nothing to see how long Chekov could keep it a secret before he caved and told Kirk 

Turns out it was about four hours 

One of Uhura, Chapel, and Rand’s girls nights resulted in multiple alarms and a pajama clad Scotty rushing in shouting panicked angry Gaelic that Uhura refused to translate 

Jim Kirk frequently misquotes Shakespeare because while he is a dramatic nerd he is not a dramatic nerd with perfect recall 

When a Jeffries tube above his quarters gave out and an engineer landed at his feet while he meditated Spock didn’t even flinch, but when an overly excited Jim slapped a hand on his shoulder in the mess hall he jumped nearly a foot in the air

Lt. Riley got so nervous trying to ask out Janice Rand that instead of inviting her on a date he panicked and told her an obscure fact about sea anemone that Sulu had told him that morning

Uhura forgets which idioms belong to which language. She get quite the eyebrow raise from Spock when she tells him over a weekly keep-up-our-Vulcan-language-skills cup of coffee that she thinks Kirk is “just pulling his leg.” She gets a similarly confused but hazily understanding nod from Chekov when she tries to comfort him after a breakup by putting her hand on his shoulder and speaking his native language, only to say in Russian that “Everyone encounters tribbles occasionally.” (A very sage Klingon proverb) 

The crew jokingly fills Kirk’s quarters with increasingly ridiculous gifts every time he accidentally gets married on an away mission. So far this has happened four times. Jim has no idea what they’ll do if he ever actually gets married 

Scotty has multiple critical mechanisms wrapped up and mended with the Denobulan equivalent of duct tape because it’s a repair fast enough to keep them from blowing up in the weekly critical disaster, and it’s stronger than Starfleet regulation quick-bind adhesive. He absolutely swears by it and has not let an official inspector into the warp core in years

(part one)

if you do not suffer gracefully, your suffering still matters. if you suffer and learn nothing, your suffering still matters. pain is not a tool to be harnessed. it is not a measurement of divinity. there is no shame in suffering loudly, suffering undignified, suffering vulnerable.

jim kirk, dying: i need you to know why i went back for you

spock: because you are my friend

jim kirk, who was 100% planning on telling him that they’re actually madly in love: can i please die faster