even god can't help me *sad cowboy emoji*
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Diona talking to Venti and Kaeya like
lamenting the fact my orange button down isnt ironed-passing and i have to iron it myself.
I am laughing.
This was posted 3 years ago on Quora.
Back in 2019, right after Tumblr was acquired.
but look at us now.
We’re literally like cockroaches, infesting this site like a bad outbreak.
We’re unkillable.
Billionaires have the treasured milky white skin so prized in high society, except it's more like a husky cocoon concealing the wretched and damnable creature truthfully contained within its slimy, haggard walls.
I think if I turn Elon Musk over, I could pour out his spineless essence like a warm soup right onto the pavement.
The crows would feast upon him and spread his nutritious seedlings to the far corners of middle earth.
Then I'd turn to Zuckerberg who would cower in fear but know he has nowhere to run, for his legs are spindly and weak and would collapse underneath the heavy pitcher of his hollowed out meat sack.
Summer Fantasia Gang
My first post!!!
I drew this about a month back before the event ended, but I only posted on here today :’))
I promise I’m not a loser!!
men’s tits reblog if you are a true men’s tits lover
Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking
Why do the most beautiful things have to hurt you the most? Why is love so trigger happy, ready to rip your heart out as soon as it dares to get even just a gram of hope? Why must life be so cruel to cut short the existence of those who deserve to live the most?
Fuck she had at least 10 years left, he tried to wake her up, he's been calling her but I can hear him giving up, does he know she's not coming back, if I had gotten home just 10 minutes earlier she would still be alive, fuck I failed her, I'm sorry I let you down, please forgive me I'm so sorry I didn't mean to, everything was fine just 2 hours ago, "funny" how so much can change in such a short time fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry please forgive me my sweet little angel
A strange creature approaches… It doesn’t seem hostile or aggressive.
What do you do?
Xinyan and her besties in the Golden Apple Archipielago 🏝️🥥
[enthusiastic real estate agent voice] thank you all for coming to the tour! now keep in mind the torture chamber is still under renovation so the walls are not entirely soundproof. this WILL be fixed before we sell & we'll do a test run to make sure the screams aren't heard
genshin textposts (golden apple archipelago edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
