Putting Extra Nuggies In The Wrappers Because My Colleague And Manager Were Working In A Really Annoying

Putting extra nuggies in the wrappers because my colleague and manager were working in a really annoying way that made it really hard to work myself!

Be kind when you're angry. It is fun

You don't seem horny enough today. Are you good?

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

Dog sculptures turned golden from tourists petting them throughout the years